{"id":65448,"date":"2017-03-12T08:28:31","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T05:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=65448"},"modified":"2017-03-12T14:34:22","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T11:34:22","slug":"hollanda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=65448","title":{"rendered":"Hollanda"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Kaddafi, asr\u0131n liderimize \u00f6d\u00fcl verdi, Kaddafi’yi kafas\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015fla eze eze \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcler. H\u00fcsn\u00fc M\u00fcbarek, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Abdullah G\u00fcl’le kucakla\u015ft\u0131, H\u00fcsn\u00fc M\u00fcbarek’i kafese koydular. Asr\u0131n liderimiz Be\u015far Esad’la karde\u015f oldu, Suriyeliler o g\u00fcnden beri birbirini vuruyor. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Pakistan’a gitti, Benazir Butto’yu havaya u\u00e7urdular. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z L\u00fcbnan meclisinde konu\u015ftu, ertesi sabah L\u00fcbnan i\u015fgal edildi. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Yemen’e gitti, bakanlar\u0131m\u0131zla birlikte Yemen t\u00fcrk\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yleyip a\u011flad\u0131lar, Yemen’de i\u00e7 sava\u015f \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z Filistin lideriyle el s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131, o gece Gazze’ye f\u00fcze ya\u011fd\u0131. \u00dcrd\u00fcn ba\u015fbakan\u0131 Ankara’ya ayak bast\u0131, \u00dcrd\u00fcn’e d\u00f6nmeden istifa etti. G\u00fcrcistan’la yak\u0131nla\u015ft\u0131k, asr\u0131n liderimiz Saaka\u015fvili’ye sar\u0131ld\u0131, ertesi g\u00fcn Rusya tanklarla G\u00fcrcistan’a girdi. Suudi kral\u0131, asr\u0131n liderimizle dindar cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131za madalya takt\u0131, turp gibiydi, fel\u00e7 oldu. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z Irak’a gitti, hen\u00fcz Irak’tayken Irak meclisi bas\u0131ld\u0131, bakanlar rehin al\u0131nd\u0131, 45 ki\u015fi \u00f6ld\u00fc. Afrika a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m\u0131 yapt\u0131k, ne Tunus kald\u0131 karde\u015fim, ne Fildi\u015fi Sahili, kan g\u00f6vdeyi g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc. El Be\u015fir’e \u00c7ankaya k\u00f6\u015fk\u00fcnde mant\u0131 yedirdik, Sudan resmen ikiye b\u00f6l\u00fcnd\u00fc. Arjantin devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131 geldi, gelmeden \u00f6nce seyahat harc\u0131rah\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131nd\u0131, d\u00f6n\u00fcnce kansere yakaland\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131. Arnavutluk ba\u015fbakan\u0131 d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne geldi, asr\u0131n liderimizin o\u011flu Bilal’in nikah \u015fahidi oldu, ertesi sabah sanc\u0131larla k\u0131vrana k\u0131vrana hastaneye zor yeti\u015ftirdiler, yat\u0131r\u0131p safra kesesini ald\u0131lar. 2010’u Japonya y\u0131l\u0131 ilan ettik, 2011’de tsunamiyle d\u00fcmd\u00fcz oldular, n\u00fckleer santral bile patlad\u0131. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z G\u00fcney Kore’ye gitti, elli sene sonra ilk defa Kuzey Kore’den f\u00fcze f\u0131rlatt\u0131lar. Yunanistan ba\u015fbakan\u0131 k\u0131\u015f olimpiyat\u0131m\u0131za geldi, Yunanistan’da halk ayaklanmas\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, h\u00fck\u00fcmet istifa etti. Irak cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Talabani, ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131zla g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u015f o g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u015f, o g\u00fcnden beri Talabani’yi g\u00f6ren yok, baz\u0131 kaynaklara g\u00f6re bitkisel hayatta makineye ba\u011fl\u0131, baz\u0131 kaynaklara g\u00f6re \u00f6ld\u00fc. Romanya ba\u015fbakan\u0131 geldi, anla\u015fmalar imzalad\u0131, gidince derhal istifa etti. \u0130spanya ba\u015fbakan\u0131yla bizim ba\u015fbakan medeniyetler ittifak\u0131 kurdu, adamca\u011f\u0131z siyaseti b\u0131rakt\u0131. Bizim Silvio \u0130talya’n\u0131n en zengin insan\u0131yd\u0131, mahkum oldu, sosyal hizmet cezas\u0131na \u00e7arpt\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131, herife huzurevinde \u00e7\u00f6p\u00e7\u00fcl\u00fck yapt\u0131rd\u0131lar. Portekiz ba\u015fbakan\u0131, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131, el s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131, sonra gitti kendi cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131na istifas\u0131n\u0131 sundu. Ukrayna’yla vizeleri kald\u0131rd\u0131k, Ukrayna ba\u015fbakan\u0131 tutukland\u0131. Polonya’yla irtibat kurduk, Polonya devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, rahmetli oldu. Asr\u0131n liderimizin Kosova’ya gidece\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131, Kosova sokaklar\u0131na ho\u015fgeldiniz pankartlar\u0131 as\u0131ld\u0131, asr\u0131n liderimiz gitmeden 12 saat \u00f6nce Kosova h\u00fck\u00fcmeti d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Asr\u0131n liderimizin ABD’ye gidece\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131, ba\u015f\u0131na gelecekleri tahmin eden Obama beyzbol sopas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131, gezi iptal oldu. Asr\u0131n liderimiz azimli davrand\u0131, ertesi sene illa ABD’ye gitti, hen\u00fcz d\u00f6nmeden kas\u0131rga \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, insanlar \u00f6ld\u00fc, Oklahoma afet b\u00f6lgesi ilan edildi. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n El Fetih’le Hamas aras\u0131ndaki sorunlar\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6zmek i\u00e7in Filistin’e gidece\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131, duyulmas\u0131 bile yetti, Filistin h\u00fck\u00fcmeti istifa etti. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z \u0130sve\u00e7’e gitti, k\u00fclkedisi olarak tan\u0131nan \u0130sve\u00e7 prensesi \u015fak diye \u00f6ld\u00fc iyi mi\u2026 Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 korumakla g\u00f6revli olan \u0130sve\u00e7li polislerden biri motoruyla kanala u\u00e7tu, o da \u00f6ld\u00fc, prensesle beraber g\u00f6md\u00fcler. NATO genel sekreteri geldi, otelin banyosunda d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, omzu \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Rusya d\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri bakan\u0131 geldi, otelde merdivenden yuvarland\u0131, sol eli bilekten k\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131. G\u00fcrcistan cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 geldi, gelmi\u015fken burda kamp yapan G\u00fcrcistanl\u0131 bisiklet\u00e7ileri ziyaret etti, bisikletten d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, kolunu k\u0131rd\u0131. Burkina Faso d\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri bakan\u0131 geldi, bizim d\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri bakan\u0131yla ortak bas\u0131n toplant\u0131s\u0131 yaparken, bizimki laf\u0131 uzatt\u0131, adam a\u011fa\u00e7 gibi devrildi, bay\u0131ld\u0131, hastanede g\u00fc\u00e7 bela ay\u0131ltt\u0131lar. Mursi’ye gittiler, s\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131vazlad\u0131lar, M\u0131s\u0131r’da darbe oldu, M\u00fcbarek’i kafesten \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131lar, Mursi’yi kafese koydular. Asr\u0131n liderimiz olimpiyat oylamas\u0131 i\u00e7in Arjantin’e gitti, merhabala\u015ft\u0131lar, Arjantin devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131 beyin kanamas\u0131 ge\u00e7irdi. Olimpiyat\u0131 Tokyo kazand\u0131, asr\u0131n liderimiz Tokyo’yu tebrik ediyorum dedi, Tokyo valisi istifa etti. G\u00fcney Afrika’yla vizeleri kald\u0131rd\u0131k, olan Mandela’ya oldu, rahmetli oldu. Angelina Jolie bizimkilerin elini s\u0131kt\u0131, gitti memleketine g\u00f6\u011f\u00fcslerini ald\u0131rd\u0131, bo\u015fanmaya karar verdi. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Almanya cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131 Kayseri’de a\u011f\u0131rlad\u0131, bilahare, Almanya’ya iade-i ziyarete gitti, neticede, Almanya tarihinde ilk kez Almanya cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 istifa etti. \u0130spanya ba\u015fbakan\u0131 T\u00fcrkiye’ye geldi, bakal\u0131m \u0130spanya h\u00fck\u00fcmetinin ba\u015f\u0131na ne gelecek diye merak ediyorduk, bu sefer i\u015f Kral’a patlad\u0131, \u0130spanya Kral\u0131’n\u0131n k\u0131z\u0131yla damad\u0131n\u0131 yarg\u0131lad\u0131lar, kontmu\u015f d\u00fckm\u00fc\u015f dinlemediler, mallar\u0131na el koydular. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z \u0130talya’ya gitti, \u0130talya h\u00fck\u00fcmeti istifa etti. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Roma’da kalm\u0131\u015f, \u00e7ok istemesine ra\u011fmen, hava muhalefeti nedeniyle Floransa’ya gidememi\u015fti. San\u0131r\u0131m \u0130talya’n\u0131n en \u015fansl\u0131 \u015fehri Floransa diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f olmal\u0131lar ki, Floransa belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131na h\u00fck\u00fcmeti kurma g\u00f6revi verdiler. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Letonya’ya gitti, akabinde, Letonya’da s\u00fcpermarket binas\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6kt\u00fc, 54 ki\u015fi \u00f6ld\u00fc, Letonya h\u00fck\u00fcmeti istifa etti. Fransa cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Paris’te mis gibi oturuyordu, durup dururken Ankara’ya gelmeye niyet etti, gelmeden \u00fc\u00e7 g\u00fcn \u00f6nce sevgilisiyle yakaland\u0131, first lady hastanelik oldu, ayr\u0131ld\u0131lar. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z Ukrayna devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131 Ankara’da a\u011f\u0131rlad\u0131, Ukrayna’da i\u00e7 sava\u015f \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, Ukrayna devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131 can\u0131n\u0131 kurtarmak i\u00e7in Rusya’ya ka\u00e7t\u0131. \u0130talya b\u00fcy\u00fckel\u00e7isi, \u00fclkesinin reklam\u0131 i\u00e7in Michael Schumacher’in kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131 ilk Ferrari’yi Ankara’ya getirdi, sergiledi, bir ay ge\u00e7ti ge\u00e7medi, Michael Schumacher kafas\u0131n\u0131 kayaya vurdu, h\u00e2l\u00e2 komada\u2026 \u0130ngiltere Krali\u00e7esi bizim cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131na \u015f\u00f6valye madalyas\u0131 takt\u0131, \u0130ngiliz halk\u0131 Avrupa Birli\u011fi’ni terk etti.<\/p>\n

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Galiba \u00fc\u00e7 sene \u00f6nceydi, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n Hollanda’ya gidece\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131, Hollanda prensi \u00e7\u0131\u011f alt\u0131nda kald\u0131, bitkisel hayata girdi, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Hollanda’ya ayak bast\u0131, Hollanda h\u00fck\u00fcmeti istifa etti, Hollanda krali\u00e7esi iade-i ziyarete geldi, bizim cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131na Hollanda Aslan\u0131 madalyas\u0131 takt\u0131, prens \u00f6ld\u00fc, krali\u00e7e taht\u0131 b\u0131rakt\u0131.<\/p>\n

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Ve d\u00fcn\u2026 Hollanda h\u00fck\u00fcmeti, bizim d\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri bakan\u0131n\u0131n u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n\u0131n Hollanda’ya ini\u015fine izin vermedi.<\/p>\n

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Hakikaten \u00e7ok ay\u0131p ettiler ama\u2026
\nMaa\u015fallah dedi\u011fimiz \u00fc\u00e7 g\u00fcn ya\u015f\u0131yor birader, naapsalard\u0131 yani!<\/p>\n

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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Kaddafi, asr\u0131n liderimize \u00f6d\u00fcl verdi, Kaddafi’yi kafas\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015fla eze eze \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcler. H\u00fcsn\u00fc M\u00fcbarek, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Abdullah G\u00fcl’le kucakla\u015ft\u0131, H\u00fcsn\u00fc M\u00fcbarek’i kafese koydular. Asr\u0131n liderimiz Be\u015far Esad’la karde\u015f oldu, Suriyeliler o g\u00fcnden beri birbirini vuruyor. Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Pakistan’a gitti, Benazir Butto’yu havaya u\u00e7urdular. Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z L\u00fcbnan meclisinde konu\u015ftu, ertesi sabah L\u00fcbnan i\u015fgal edildi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-65448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}