{"id":60549,"date":"2015-10-08T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-08T06:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=60549"},"modified":"2015-10-08T23:30:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T20:30:47","slug":"rus-ucagini-vururuz-filan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=60549","title":{"rendered":"Rus u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n\u0131 vururuz filan\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Y\u0131lmaz

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Putin, Leningrad \u00dcniversitesi\u2019nden hukuk diplomas\u0131 al\u0131rken, bizimki imam hatipten mezun oldu.
Putin KGB\u2019ye girdi, bizimki \u0130ETT\u2019ye girdi.
Putin yarbay r\u00fctbesiyle Do\u011fu Almanya\u2019da casusken, bizimki kantin aste\u011fmeniydi.
Putin KGB\u2019nin yerini alan istihbarat te\u015fkilat\u0131 FSB\u2019nin ba\u015fkanl\u0131k koltu\u011funa otururken, bizimki Taliban\u2019\u0131n dizinin dibinde oturuyordu.
Putin d\u00fczenli olarak y\u00fcz\u00fcyor, rafting ve kayak yap\u0131yor, badmington ve buz hokeyi oynuyor, judo ve karatede kara ku\u015fak, d\u00fcnyada 10\u2019uncu dan mertebesine ula\u015fm\u0131\u015f sadece yedi ki\u015fi ya\u015f\u0131yor, Putin karatede alt\u0131nc\u0131 dan, judoda sekizinci dan, sambo\u2019da master seviyesinde, silahs\u0131z savunma manas\u0131na geliyor, aikijutsu, jujitsu, aikido, judo ve g\u00fcre\u015fin kar\u0131\u015f\u0131m\u0131ndan olu\u015fuyor, modern sava\u015f sanat\u0131 kabul ediliyor, bizimki spor yapm\u0131yor.
Putin ata biniyor, bizimki d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc.
Putin dalg\u0131\u00e7, bizimki de\u011fil.
Putin arkeolojik kaz\u0131ya kat\u0131ld\u0131, amfora \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131, bizimki \u201c\u00e7anak \u00e7\u00f6mlek\u201d diyor.
Putin mini denizalt\u0131yla 1400 metre derine indi, bizimki donanmay\u0131 imha etti.
Putin pilot, bizzat kendisinin kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131 SU-27 tipi sava\u015f u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131yla \u00c7e\u00e7enistan\u2019\u0131 vurdu, TU-160 tipi a\u011f\u0131r bombard\u0131man u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131yla havac\u0131l\u0131k fuar\u0131nda g\u00f6steri u\u00e7u\u015fu yapt\u0131, BE-200 tipi tanker u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kullanarak orman yang\u0131n\u0131na m\u00fcdahale etti, bizimkinin ise, hangardaki u\u00e7mayan p\u0131rp\u0131r u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n koktipinde pilot montuyla foto\u011fraf\u0131 var.
Putin piyano \u00e7al\u0131yor, Brahms, Mozart, \u00c7aykovski, Rahmaninov, Schubert, Liszt dinlemeyi seviyor, bizimki m\u00fczik aleti \u00e7alam\u0131yor, makam otomobilinde Cengiz Kurto\u011flu dinliyor.
Putin favori \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n Beatles\u2019dan Yesterday oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, bizimkinin favorisi U\u011fur I\u015f\u0131lak\u2019tan \u00e7akma domb\u0131ra.
Putin bale izlemeyi seviyor, bizimki balenin \u201cbelden a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 bi \u015fey\u201d oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor.
Putin klasik m\u00fczik konserlerini ka\u00e7\u0131rm\u0131yor, bizimkinin kendi ad\u0131na senfoni orkestras\u0131 var, Cumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 Senfoni Orkestras\u0131, ona bile gitmiyor.
Putin \u0130ngilizce, Almanca, Frans\u0131zca ve \u0130sve\u00e7\u00e7e biliyor, bizimki Arap\u00e7a ve van m\u00fcn\u00fcts biliyor.
Putin tarih ve felsefe kitaplar\u0131 okumay\u0131 seviyor, \u00d6mer Hayyam\u2019\u0131n hayran\u0131, bizimki kitap okumuyor.
Putin, Harley Davidson kullan\u0131yor, gen\u00e7lik festivaline gidiyor, bizimki motor kullanam\u0131yor, gen\u00e7lik festivalinden vazge\u00e7tik, gen\u00e7lerin parktaki banklarda yan yana oturmas\u0131n\u0131 bile istemiyor.
Putinka ad\u0131yla votka var, bizimki ayran i\u00e7in diyor.
Putin\u2019in k\u00f6pekleri var, biri labrador retriver, \u00f6b\u00fcr\u00fc \u00e7oban k\u00f6pe\u011fi, bizimki k\u00f6pekleriyle yat\u0131p kalkanlar\u0131 sevmiyor.
Putin\u2019in uzay istasyonu, uzay gemileri var, bizimkinin gemicikleri var.
Putin n\u00fckleer g\u00fc\u00e7, bizimki en az \u00fc\u00e7.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Medvedev, Leningrad \u00dcniversitesi\u2019nden hukuk diplomas\u0131 ald\u0131, hukuk doktoras\u0131 yapt\u0131, bize d\u00fcnyan\u0131n en uzun borusunu d\u00f6\u015feyen Gazprom\u2019un y\u00f6netim kurulu ba\u015fkan\u0131 oldu, hardrock m\u00fczik tutkunu, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd ve \u00f6zellikle Deep Purple hayran\u0131, plak koleksiyonu var, \u00e7al\u0131\u015fma ofisinde bak\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 kendisinin yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 akvaryumu var, Sibirya cinsi kedisi var, herg\u00fcn satran\u00e7 oynuyor, istisnas\u0131z, her sabah 1500 metre, her ak\u015fam 1500 metre y\u00fcz\u00fcyor, yoga yap\u0131yor, k\u00fcrek \u00e7ekiyor, halter \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. Bizimki Ahmet Kiziro\u011flu, bir bilge adam, bir yi\u011fit adam, peh peh peh peh.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Alexander Bortnikov, Rus istihbarat te\u015fkilat\u0131 FSB\u2019nin ba\u015fkan\u0131, aral\u0131ks\u0131z 40 senedir KGB\u2019de g\u00f6rev yap\u0131yor, orgeneral\u2026 Bizimki emekli astsubay, M\u0130T\u2019e zart diye tepeden indi, Oslo\u2019da yakaland\u0131, az daha tutuklan\u0131yordu, silah y\u00fckl\u00fc t\u0131r\u2019lar\u0131 yakaland\u0131, f\u00fcze att\u0131ray\u0131m derken yakaland\u0131, ka\u00e7ay\u0131m milletvekili olay\u0131m dedi, onu da beceremedi.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sergey Shoygu, Rusya savunma bakan\u0131, T\u00fcrk k\u00f6kenli, orgeneral, T\u00fcrk\u00e7e dahil dokuz lisan biliyor. Bizimkiler \u201cT\u00fcrk yoktur\u201d diyor, kendi generallerimiz i\u00e7in \u201ciyi ki bunlarla sava\u015fa girmemi\u015fiz\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Valery Gerasimov, 2012\u2019den beri Rusya genelkurmay ba\u015fkan\u0131, Ukrayna\u2019y\u0131 ha\u015fat etti, K\u0131r\u0131m\u2019\u0131 i\u015fgal etti, \u015fimdi de Suriye\u2019ye girdi\u2026 Bizimkiler taraf\u0131ndan hapse at\u0131lan, ter\u00f6rist yaftas\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lan, m\u00fcebbete mahkum edilen T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti Genelkurmay Ba\u015fkan\u0131 ise, h\u00e2l\u00e2 Yarg\u0131tay\u2019da ifade veriyor, 2012\u2019den beri san\u0131k.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Yani?<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sonradan yas ilan etmemek i\u00e7in\u2026
\u00d6nceden k\u0131\u2019yas yapay\u0131m dedim.<\/p>\n

Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil –\u00a0http:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Putin, Leningrad \u00dcniversitesi\u2019nden hukuk diplomas\u0131 al\u0131rken, bizimki imam hatipten mezun oldu.Putin KGB\u2019ye girdi, bizimki \u0130ETT\u2019ye girdi.Putin yarbay r\u00fctbesiyle Do\u011fu Almanya\u2019da casusken, bizimki kantin aste\u011fmeniydi.Putin KGB\u2019nin yerini alan istihbarat te\u015fkilat\u0131 FSB\u2019nin ba\u015fkanl\u0131k koltu\u011funa otururken, bizimki Taliban\u2019\u0131n dizinin dibinde oturuyordu.Putin d\u00fczenli olarak y\u00fcz\u00fcyor, rafting ve kayak yap\u0131yor, badmington ve buz hokeyi <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-60549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}