{"id":50128,"date":"2012-03-29T08:03:21","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T05:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=50128"},"modified":"2012-03-29T12:43:12","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T09:43:12","slug":"pantolon-uymadi-gomlek-verelim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=50128","title":{"rendered":"Pantolon uymad\u0131 g\u00f6mlek verelim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_37365\" style=\"width: 115px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\" wp-image-37365 \" title=\"Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil - H\u00fcrriyet Gazetesi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/257.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"112\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seneler evvel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201c\u015eok\u201d diye bi program vard\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u201cPlayboy y\u0131ld\u0131z\u0131 Anna Nicole Smith, haftada bir g\u00fcn s\u0131rf zevk i\u00e7in Edirne Genelevi\u2019nde \u00fccretsiz hizmette bulunuyor say\u0131n seyirciler\u201d <\/strong>diye haber yapt\u0131lar. Kap\u0131da kuyruk oldu iyi mi!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Halbuki&#8230; \u00d6zel televizyon furyas\u0131yla ba\u015flayan abuk sabuk habercilikle alay ediyorlar, program\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda sonunda, bang\u0131r bang\u0131r <strong>\u201cbu bir \u015faka program\u0131d\u0131r, mizaht\u0131r\u201d <\/strong>diye anons yap\u0131yorlard\u0131.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ahaliyi ikna edemediler karde\u015fim&#8230;<br \/>\nHatta, \u015faka oldu\u011funu Vali\u2019ye bile inand\u0131ramad\u0131lar. Edirne Valisi, Anadolu Ajans\u0131 arac\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131yla resmi a\u00e7\u0131klama yapt\u0131:<strong> \u201c\u00d6yle bi han\u0131m \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmamaktad\u0131r&#8230;\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u201c\u00c7evirece\u011finiz numaradan \u00f6nce Alexander Graham Bell\u2019in do\u011fum tarihini tu\u015flarsan\u0131z, telefonla bedavaya g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015febilirsiniz\u201d<\/strong> diye haber yapt\u0131lar. O zamanlar Telekom yoktu, PTT\u2019nin santral\u0131 kilitlendi. Kimisi <strong>\u201csadece y\u0131l\u0131 m\u0131 tu\u015flayaca\u011f\u0131z, g\u00fcn ve ay\u2019\u0131 da ekleyecek miyiz?\u201d <\/strong>diye soruyordu, kimisi <strong>\u201cdenedim, olmad\u0131, benim telefon galiba ar\u0131zal\u0131\u201d<\/strong> diye \u015fik\u00e2yet ediyordu. PTT beyanat vermek zorunda kald\u0131,<strong> \u201ckafay\u0131 m\u0131 yediniz\u201d <\/strong>diyemedi, \u201ck\u00fclliyen yaland\u0131r\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rahmetli Adnan Menderes\u2019in ba\u015fbakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 d\u00f6neminde \u00e7ok gizli bi proceyle uzaya g\u00f6nderilen, ancak, \u00f6denek yetersizli\u011fi nedeniyle maalesef geri getirilemeyen T\u00fcrk astronotun o\u011flunu canl\u0131 yay\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131lar!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Millet, iki g\u00f6z iki \u00e7e\u015fme, a\u011flamaktan<br \/>\nhelak oldu zavall\u0131 yavruca\u011f\u0131n dram\u0131na&#8230;<br \/>\nYard\u0131m kampanyalar\u0131 ba\u015flat\u0131ld\u0131.<br \/>\n\u015eok program\u0131n\u0131 aray\u0131p, illa hesap numaras\u0131 yay\u0131nlanmas\u0131n\u0131 istediler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u201cAynaya sa\u00e7 spreyi s\u0131k\u0131n, televizyonu aynadan seyredin, b\u00f6ylece Cine5\u2019in \u015fifresi k\u0131r\u0131l\u0131yor\u201d dediler. \u201c\u00c7i\u00e7ek g\u00f6sterdi\u011fimizde, 10 santim yakla\u015f\u0131n, \u00e7i\u00e7ek kokusu duyacaks\u0131n\u0131z\u201d <\/strong>dediler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u201cKlozetten \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p, popo \u0131s\u0131ran yarat\u0131k\u201d <\/strong>haberi yapt\u0131lar. G\u00fcnlerce<br \/>\nlaz\u0131ml\u0131k kullanan oldu. <strong>\u201cLimuzin\u2019le dola\u015fan dilenci\u201d<\/strong> haberi yapt\u0131lar. Sokaklarda dilenciler yumrukland\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">K\u0131r\u0131k bi radyonun par\u00e7as\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6sterdiler, <strong>\u201csigara paketlerinin ambalaj\u0131ndaki parlak k\u00e2\u011f\u0131tlarda g\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f var, \u0130talya\u2019da icat edilen bu cihazla ayr\u0131\u015ft\u0131rabilirsiniz\u201d<\/strong> deyip, t\u00fcpl\u00fc m\u00fcpl\u00fc deney yapt\u0131lar. Uyan\u0131k giri\u015fimcinin biri, mal\u0131 m\u00fclk\u00fc satt\u0131, belediyenin \u00e7\u00f6p ihalesini ald\u0131, ad\u0131 ge\u00e7en \u0130talyan firmas\u0131n\u0131 arad\u0131, b\u00f6yle bi \u0130talyan firmas\u0131 olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenince, tabancayla program\u0131n setini bast\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">167 hafta yay\u0131nland\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tekrarlar\u0131yla beraber 700 b\u00f6l\u00fcm&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00e7 \u00fcniversitede tez konusu, CNN International\u2019da haber yap\u0131ld\u0131. Zor oldu ama, 167 hafta sonra nihayet \u015faka oldu\u011fu anla\u015f\u0131ld\u0131, izlenmesi azald\u0131, yay\u0131ndan kald\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hani, polis sorgusunda<strong> \u201csinagoglar\u0131<br \/>\nsen mi bombalad\u0131n?\u201d <\/strong>diye sorulunca,<strong> \u201c\u015faka yap\u0131yorlar sand\u0131m\u201d <\/strong>dedi ya, emekli orgeneral Ergin Saygun&#8230;<br \/>\nNedendir bilmem, akl\u0131ma <strong>\u201c\u015fok\u201d<\/strong> geldi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cami bombalama uymad\u0131, sinagog bombalama uygun g\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fc demek ki.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Neyse, seyredelim az biraz daha&#8230;<br \/>\n167 hafta sonra filan \u00f6\u011freniriz ger\u00e7e\u011fi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hurriyet.com.tr\/yazarlar\/20227138.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Kaynak : H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seneler evvel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201c\u015eok\u201d diye bi program vard\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cPlayboy y\u0131ld\u0131z\u0131 Anna Nicole Smith, haftada bir g\u00fcn s\u0131rf zevk i\u00e7in Edirne Genelevi\u2019nde \u00fccretsiz hizmette bulunuyor say\u0131n seyirciler\u201d diye haber yapt\u0131lar. Kap\u0131da kuyruk oldu iyi mi!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Halbuki&#8230; \u00d6zel televizyon furyas\u0131yla <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-50128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}