{"id":49643,"date":"2012-03-18T08:02:13","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T06:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=49643"},"modified":"2012-03-21T10:27:41","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T08:27:41","slug":"hoca-bi-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=49643","title":{"rendered":"Hoca bi g\u00fcn&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_37365\" style=\"width: 115px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\" wp-image-37365 \" title=\"Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil - H\u00fcrriyet Gazetesi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/257.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"112\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn evinde oturuyormu\u015f, cemaat gelip, y\u00fckl\u00fc miktarda para emanet etmi\u015f&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca ertesi g\u00fcn camiye gelip, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc da\u011f\u0131tm\u0131\u015f. Bu ne demi\u015fler? \u201cSizin para do\u011furdu\u201d demi\u015f. Pek sevinmi\u015fler. Gel zaman git zaman, cemaat emaneti geri isteyince, \u201csizin para \u00f6ld\u00fc\u201d demi\u015f hoca&#8230; Yahu para \u00f6l\u00fcr m\u00fc denince de, \u201cdo\u011furdu\u011funa inan\u0131yorsunuz da,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00f6ld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne niye inanm\u0131yorsunuz\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca&#8217;ya bi g\u00fcn demi\u015fler ki, hoca baksana, alenen mal\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar&#8230; Hoca \u201cbana ne\u201d demi\u015f. Ama hoca, senin eve g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar denince&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cO halde size ne\u201d demi\u015f.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca&#8217;n\u0131n bi g\u00fcn arkada\u015flar\u0131yla o\u011flu aras\u0131nda anla\u015fmazl\u0131k \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f. Hoca, arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 dinlemi\u015f \u201chakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z\u201d demi\u015f. Sonra, o\u011flunu dinlemi\u015f, ona da \u201chakl\u0131s\u0131n\u201d demi\u015f. K\u0131z\u0131 dayanamam\u0131\u015f, hepsine hakl\u0131s\u0131n diyorsun ama, benim hakk\u0131m ne olacak deyince&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cE sen de hakl\u0131s\u0131n\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn bor\u00e7 alm\u0131\u015f, \u00fcst\u00fcne yatm\u0131\u015f&#8230; Alacakl\u0131lar kap\u0131ya dayan\u0131nca, \u201cduvar dibine \u00e7al\u0131 ektim, baharda ye\u015ferecek, bilirsiniz buralar\u0131n koyun&#8217;u boldur, ge\u00e7erken \u00e7al\u0131lara tak\u0131lacaklar, y\u00fcnlerini toplayaca\u011f\u0131m, pazarda sataca\u011f\u0131m, paran\u0131z\u0131 \u00f6deyece\u011fim\u201d demi\u015f&#8230; Alacakl\u0131lar sinirden kahkaha at\u0131nca, \u201cg\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz pe\u015fin paray\u0131 g\u00fclersiniz di mi, sizi k\u00f6ftehorlar sizi\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn fabrika kuraca\u011f\u0131m aya\u011f\u0131yla trilyon toplam\u0131\u015f, sonra da \u201csizin trilyon buhar oldu, galiba \u00e7ald\u0131lar\u201d demi\u015f&#8230; Ortaklar \u00f6fkelenmi\u015f, vay efendim niye bankaya koymad\u0131n da, madem eve koydun niye kasaya koymad\u0131n filan&#8230; \u201cYahu\u201d demi\u015f Hoca \u201ch\u0131rs\u0131z\u0131n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">hi\u00e7 mi kabahati yok?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn g\u00f6le maya \u00e7al\u0131yormu\u015f. G\u00f6l maya tutar m\u0131 denince&#8230; \u201cHakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z muhterem\u201d demi\u015f,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cgideyim de Bo\u011faz&#8217;da \u00e7alay\u0131m bari, ya tutarsa&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn emlak i\u015fine girmi\u015f, cennette tapu sat\u0131yor, paray\u0131 bast\u0131rana d\u00fcd\u00fck veriyormu\u015f. Hoca bu ne denince&#8230; \u201c\u00d6b\u00fcr tarafa gelenlerden haberim olsun da, tan\u0131yay\u0131m, kar\u015f\u0131layay\u0131m diye\u201d demi\u015f, \u201cparay\u0131 veren, gelince d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc \u00e7als\u0131n.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hurarsiv.hurriyet.com.tr\/goster\/haber.aspx?id=20150732&amp;yazarid=249\" target=\"_blank\">Kaynak : H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca bi g\u00fcn evinde oturuyormu\u015f, cemaat gelip, y\u00fckl\u00fc miktarda para emanet etmi\u015f&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hoca ertesi g\u00fcn camiye gelip, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc da\u011f\u0131tm\u0131\u015f. Bu ne demi\u015fler? \u201cSizin para do\u011furdu\u201d demi\u015f. Pek sevinmi\u015fler. Gel zaman git zaman, cemaat emaneti geri isteyince, \u201csizin para \u00f6ld\u00fc\u201d demi\u015f hoca&#8230; Yahu para \u00f6l\u00fcr m\u00fc <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-49643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}