{"id":45896,"date":"2012-01-06T08:02:13","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T06:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=45896"},"modified":"2012-01-07T10:56:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T08:56:07","slug":"sayin-kacakci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=45896","title":{"rendered":"Say\u0131n ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Babas\u0131 e\u015fek.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Anas\u0131 att\u0131r.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

E\u015fek, at\u0131 becerir.<\/p>\n

Kat\u0131r do\u011far.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

At’tan k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, e\u015fek’ten c\u00fcsselidir.<\/p>\n

Her ikisinin toplam\u0131ndan kuvvetlidir.<\/p>\n

Kromozom sorunu nedeniyle k\u0131s\u0131rd\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Ancak, kat\u0131r \u0131rk\u0131 yok edilse bile…<\/p>\n

E\u015fek’lik varolduk\u00e7a nesli t\u00fckenmez.\u00a0<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131l\u0131k kat\u0131r’d\u0131r.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Yasak a\u015fk\u0131n meyvesi.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Kimin kimi, hangisinin hangisini becerdi\u011finin bi \u00f6nemi yoktur… Neticede, devlet’le ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131’n\u0131n \u00e7iftle\u015fmesidir.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Mazot zamland\u0131k\u00e7a, sigara zamland\u0131k\u00e7a, yani vergiye binildik\u00e7e, kat\u0131r da k\u0131ymete biner, fiyat\u0131 y\u00fckselir. \u015eu anda ikinci el’i tiko para be\u015f bin lira… Her defas\u0131nda 140 litre mazot veya 400 paket sigara ta\u015f\u0131yabilir. T\u00dc\u0130K’e g\u00f6re, memlekette 50 bin kat\u0131r var, 30 bini orda, hesap et.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Entel barlar\u0131n romantik tayfas\u0131 \u201c50 lirac\u0131k i\u00e7in can\u0131n\u0131 tehlikeye atmak zorunda kalan masum k\u00f6yl\u00fc<\/strong>\u201d filan diyor ama… Haftada iki sefer yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, ayda 15 bin lira kazan\u0131yor o masum!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Asl\u0131na bakarsan\u0131z, bizim entel’lerle kat\u0131r’lar\u0131n ortak \u00f6zelli\u011fi var. \u0130kisi de viski i\u00e7iyor. Evet, viski i\u00e7iriyorlar kat\u0131r’lara…<\/p>\n

Sebebini herhalde veteriner hekimler daha iyi a\u00e7\u0131klar ama, enerji patlamas\u0131 yap\u0131yor. Y\u00fck kapasitesi, s\u00fcrati art\u0131yor.<\/p>\n

Nas\u0131l olsa, viski de ka\u00e7ak, sudan ucuz.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

(Devlet’in de kat\u0131r’\u0131 var. \u0130smi Re\u015fo… \u00dcstelik madalyal\u0131… Hen\u00fcz may\u0131n dedekt\u00f6rleri bu kadar yayg\u0131n de\u011filken, Hakkari Tugay\u0131’nda g\u00f6rev yap\u0131yordu. Devletimiz kendi elleriyle d\u00f6\u015fedi\u011fi may\u0131nlar\u0131 nereye d\u00f6\u015fedi\u011fini hat\u0131rlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in, \u00f6nden Re\u015fo’yu g\u00f6nderiyordu. Enteresan \u015fekilde may\u0131na basm\u0131yordu. \u00d6nde kat\u0131r, pe\u015finde ip gibi tek s\u0131ra dizilmi\u015f komandolar iyi mi… 1994 senesinde emekliye sevk edildi, sembolik madalyayla onurland\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131, orduevine yerle\u015ftirilemeyece\u011fi i\u00e7in, Kara Harp Okulu Atl\u0131 Spor E\u011fitim Merkezi’ne konuldu.)\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

*\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

(Kaderin cilvesi olsa gerek…<\/em><\/p>\n

Kat\u0131r’a madalya veren, d\u00f6nemin Genelkurmay Ba\u015fkan\u0131 Do\u011fan G\u00fcre\u015f, emekli olunca siyasete at\u0131ld\u0131, ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n efsane ba\u015fkenti Kilis’ten mebus oldu!)\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Hadiseye d\u00f6nersek…<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131y\u0131 kim yakalar?<\/p>\n

Devlet.<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131 kime haber vermi\u015f…<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u011fa gidiyorum diye?<\/p>\n

Devlet’e.<\/p>\n

E tazminat ister tabii ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Say\u0131n ter\u00f6rist’le say\u0131n ka\u00e7ak\u00e7\u0131 aras\u0131nda kat\u0131r tepmi\u015fe d\u00f6nmek istemiyorsa, bi karar vermesi laz\u0131m art\u0131k devletin…<\/p>\n

Ki\u015fneyecek misin?<\/p>\n

An\u0131racak m\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n

Kaynak : H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Babas\u0131 e\u015fek. <\/p>\n

Anas\u0131 att\u0131r. <\/p>\n

E\u015fek, at\u0131 becerir.<\/p>\n

Kat\u0131r do\u011far.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

At’tan k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, e\u015fek’ten c\u00fcsselidir.<\/p>\n

Her ikisinin toplam\u0131ndan kuvvetlidir.<\/p>\n

Kromozom sorunu nedeniyle k\u0131s\u0131rd\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Ancak, kat\u0131r \u0131rk\u0131 yok edilse bile…<\/p>\n

E\u015fek’lik <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-45896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}