{"id":45458,"date":"2011-12-28T08:07:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T06:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=45458"},"modified":"2011-12-28T10:16:01","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T08:16:01","slug":"best-of-2011-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=45458","title":{"rendered":"Best of 2011 (part one)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

\u201cUcube.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cSeyrantepe\u2019de Galatasaray\u2019\u0131n bir Allah kuru\u015fu yoktur.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBen M\u00fcsl\u00fcman\u0131m ama laik de\u011filim, fakat laik \u00fclkenin ba\u015fbakan\u0131y\u0131m, M\u0131s\u0131r\u2019a laik anayasa tavsiye ediyorum, laiklikten sak\u0131n korkmay\u0131n, umar\u0131m M\u0131s\u0131r laik olacakt\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cUmutlar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 asla yitirmeyin, umutlar\u0131n\u0131 asla yitirme Somali…\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cK\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu diye bir \u015fey yoktur, sanald\u0131r, cibiliyetsiz, y\u00fcz karas\u0131, dik duramayan, \u00e7aps\u0131z, s\u0131\u011f, geri vitese takan, karikat\u00fcr muhalefeti, sen ne diyorsun be, amat\u00f6r \u015feyh\u00fclislam, k\u0131v\u0131r\u0131yor…\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBen bir \u015feye \u00e7ok hayret ediyorum, baz\u0131 bayanlar ekranlarda kad\u0131n erkek e\u015fitli\u011fi diyor, e\u015fit haklara falan eyvallah ama, di\u011feri yarad\u0131l\u0131\u015fa ters.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNATO\u2019nun ne i\u015fi var Libya\u2019da? B\u00f6yle sa\u00e7mal\u0131k olur mu yahu… Bak\u0131n biz T\u00fcrkiye olarak buna kesinlikle kar\u015f\u0131y\u0131z, konu\u015fulamaz, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclemez.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBunlar kaz g\u00fcdemez, b\u0131rak davar\u0131, koyun bile g\u00fcdemez, bunlar ke\u00e7i g\u00fcdemez.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cN\u00fckleer santral i\u00e7in riskli diyorlar, o zaman evinize Aygaz t\u00fcp\u00fc de koymay\u0131n, kozmetik d\u00fcnyada b\u00f6yle s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131lar var.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cYumurta alacak kadar paran\u0131z varsa, omlet yap\u0131p yiyin, orda kalk\u0131yorsun yumurta at\u0131yorsun, bu nas\u0131l \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck? Kusura bakmay\u0131n, Araplar\u0131n atas\u00f6z\u00fc vard\u0131r, men dakka dukka, olay bu.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u00c7\u0131lg\u0131n proce…<\/p>\n

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\u201cMarmaray\u2019\u0131n mimari \u00e7izgilerini merhum Abd\u00fclmecit dedemiz \u00e7izmi\u015f, ar\u015fivlerden \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131k.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cYok arkeolojik \u015fey, yok \u00e7anak \u00e7\u00f6mlek \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 diyerek, bizi oyal\u0131yorlar.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAnkara uzay ba\u015fkenti olacak.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBirileri bozkurtlar\u0131yla dola\u015f\u0131yor, ben yarad\u0131lm\u0131\u015flar\u0131n en \u015fereflisi e\u015fref-i mahlukla dola\u015f\u0131yorum.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201c\u015eifre meselesinde \u00d6SYM\u2019yi dinledim, ben tatmin oldum.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cMalatya b\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir olmak istiyor. Ancak, n\u00fcfusun 750 bin olmas\u0131 laz\u0131m. Burada ufak bi a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z var. 10 bin eksik… Ne yapacaks\u0131n\u0131z? Haz\u0131r m\u0131y\u0131z? Bayanlar\u0131n ellerini g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum, baz\u0131lar\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 diyor, baz\u0131lar\u0131 d\u00f6rt diyor. \u00dc\u00e7 olsa yeter zaten. Ses az geliyor beyler… En ge\u00e7 iki y\u0131l i\u00e7inde bu 10 bin a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131 tamamlamal\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z, ona g\u00f6re.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAhhh benim milletim ahh… \u0130kinci milli \u015fef Demirel gelmi\u015f 87 ya\u015f\u0131na, hala ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yor, \u00e7ete karde\u015fli\u011fi yap\u0131yor, ahhh ahhh ne dolaplar d\u00f6n\u00fcyor.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cEt tekrar-u ahsen<\/p>\n

velev kane y\u00fczseksen.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cFeysbuk falan, yahu bunlar \u00e7irkin, berbat, herkes ad\u0131na her t\u00fcrl\u00fc ahlaks\u0131zl\u0131k yap\u0131labilir.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAlmanya\u2019da Hans f\u0131rsat yakalayacak, Helga f\u0131rsat yakalayacak da, benim Ahmetim Mehmetim Ay\u015fem niye yakalamas\u0131n, vizyonumuz bu.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cZonguldak Karaelmas \u00dcniversitesi\u2019ni kim kurdu? 2007\u2019de biz kurduk. Zonguldak\u2019ta \u00fcniversite var m\u0131yd\u0131? Yoktu. Kuraca\u011f\u0131z dedik. Kurduk.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cHayaldi ger\u00e7ek oldu.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cTuvalet bir milyon lirayd\u0131 be, sayemizde bir liraya gidiyorsun.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cTaksim\u2019de bin ki\u015fiyi, iki bin ki\u015fiyi y\u00fcr\u00fctmek problem de\u011fil. biz de kalkar\u0131z onlar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na 5 bin, 10 bin tane genci koyar\u0131z.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAyn\u0131 da\u011f\u0131n yeliyiz biz.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBizim b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fclerle masaya oturdu\u011fumuzu s\u00f6yleyenler, bu al\u00e7ak\u00e7a iftirada bulunanlar, \u015ferefsizdir, m\u00fcfteridir.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAmerika\u2019da Hollywood, Hindistan\u2019da Bollywood, Mardin\u2019de Mardinwood olacak.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cHopa\u2019da bir tanesi de kalp krizi ge\u00e7irmi\u015f, \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f, \u00fczerinde durma gere\u011fi duymuyorum.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBak\u0131yorum televizyonda, polis panzerine t\u0131rmanan bir tane k\u0131z m\u0131d\u0131r kad\u0131n m\u0131d\u0131r, bilemem.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cCamiye hakaret ettiler. Allah-u Teala\u2019ya dil uzatt\u0131lar. \u0130tikad\u0131m\u0131za ters konu\u015fuyor. Kendisi Alevi\u2019dir. Haydi ellerinizi g\u00f6reyim… Ma\u015fallah ma\u015fallah. \u0130n\u015fallah daha iyi olacak. Elhamd\u00fclillah.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Se\u00e7im… Y\u00fczde 47.<\/p>\n

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\u201cKalfal\u0131k d\u00f6nemi bitti.<\/p>\n

Ustal\u0131k d\u00f6nemi ba\u015fl\u0131yor.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNe dediler, arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131z yemin etmedik\u00e7e biz d\u00f6rt y\u0131l da olsa yemin etmeyece\u011fiz dediler, bu s\u00f6z\u00fc unutmay\u0131n, g\u00f6receksiniz, t\u00fck\u00fcrd\u00fcklerini yalayacaklar.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cMa\u00e7 ba\u015flad\u0131ktan sonra kural de\u011fi\u015ftirilmez, gol nas\u0131l olur, penalt\u0131 nas\u0131l olur, hepsi \u00f6nceden belli, d\u00fcr\u00fcst olun, tarafs\u0131z olun, y\u00fcz y\u00fcze bakaca\u011f\u0131z, birbirimize ayak oyunu, \u00e7al\u0131m atmayal\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cDonanmam\u0131z\u0131 oraya g\u00f6nderiyoruz, \u0130srail eskisi gibi Akdeniz\u2019de at oynatamayacak, gerekirse sava\u015f\u0131r\u0131z.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cKusura bakma, ben bu tertemiz aln\u0131m\u0131, ak aln\u0131m\u0131, senin o lekeli dudaklar\u0131na s\u00fcrd\u00fcrmem, senin a\u011fz\u0131n ve dudaklar\u0131n lanetli, senin o kirli \u00f6p\u00fcc\u00fcklerine ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z yok, ba\u015fkas\u0131na sakla.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cElbette medyam\u0131za m\u00fcdahale arzusu i\u00e7inde de\u011filiz ama, medyam\u0131z milli duru\u015f sergilesin.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBence bu d\u00f6nem l\u00fcks eve girme, sen en iyisi oturdu\u011fun yerde oturmaya devam et.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cZam diyorlar… Karde\u015fim, sigara i\u00e7mezsin, olur biter, alkol\u00fc daha az t\u00fcketirsin, olur biter, kalk\u0131p da Por\u015fe kullanaca\u011f\u0131na, Vosvagen\u2019e bin, Fiat\u2019a bin.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cDersimli Seyid R\u0131za\u2019n\u0131n hikayesi y\u00fcrek burkucudur.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cParas\u0131 olan askerlikten kurtulacak, paras\u0131 olmayan askere gidecek, benim vatanda\u015f\u0131m bu i\u015fe s\u0131cak bakm\u0131yor, ben \u015fahsen b\u00f6yle bir sorumlulu\u011fun alt\u0131na girmem, referandum yapar\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBedelli askerlik benim i\u00e7in \u00f6nemli ve acil bir konu.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cB\u0131\u00e7ak kemi\u011fe dayand\u0131. Bedelini mutlaka \u00f6deyecekler. Allah yar ve yard\u0131mc\u0131m\u0131z olsun.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBedeli 30 bin lira.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Ve elbette, y\u0131llar\u0131n klasi\u011fi…<\/p>\n

\u201cDurmak yok, yola devam.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kaynak : H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

\u201cUcube.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cSeyrantepe\u2019de Galatasaray\u2019\u0131n bir Allah kuru\u015fu yoktur.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBen M\u00fcsl\u00fcman\u0131m ama laik de\u011filim, fakat laik \u00fclkenin ba\u015fbakan\u0131y\u0131m, M\u0131s\u0131r\u2019a laik anayasa tavsiye ediyorum, laiklikten sak\u0131n korkmay\u0131n, umar\u0131m M\u0131s\u0131r laik olacakt\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cUmutlar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 asla yitirmeyin, umutlar\u0131n\u0131 asla yitirme <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}