{"id":42928,"date":"2011-11-18T08:04:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T06:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=42928"},"modified":"2011-11-21T02:31:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T00:31:19","slug":"tk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=42928","title":{"rendered":"T$K"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Nas\u0131l ba\u015flad\u0131lar?<\/p>\n

Analar a\u011flamas\u0131n\u2019la.<\/p>\n

Ufak ufak nereye ba\u011flad\u0131lar?<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7an\u0131n anas\u0131 a\u011flamaz<\/strong>\u2019a.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Vicdani ret budur.\u00a0<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Hani \u015fu me\u015fhur \u201cb\u0131\u00e7ak kemi\u011fe dayand\u0131, bedelini \u00f6detece\u011fiz<\/strong>\u201d var ya…<\/p>\n

\u201cBedel<\/strong>\u201dli de odur.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Anlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m ise, \u015fudur.<\/p>\n

S\u0131rayla de\u011fil paraylaysa…<\/p>\n

Niye \u201cer<\/strong>\u201d oluyoruz?<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Belki ben vatan borcu\u2019mu korgeneral olarak \u00f6demek istiyorum… Paras\u0131yla diil mi \u015fekerim? Vicdan da benim, c\u00fczdan da, ister kurmay olurum, ister amiral…<\/p>\n

Keyfimin komutan\u0131 m\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u201cBenim oyumla \u00e7oban\u0131n oyu bir mi<\/strong>\u201d diyeni mahkemeye verip, \u201cbenim paramla \u00e7oban\u0131n paras\u0131 bir mi<\/strong>\u201d diyene tezkere verdi\u011fine g\u00f6re… Sen r\u00fctbenin fiyat\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yle, gerisinden sana ne?<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Bi tekmil mesela \u015f\u00f6yle…<\/p>\n

Babam sa\u011folsun t\u00fcmeni<\/p>\n

Sadrazam\u0131n sol ka\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 tugay\u0131<\/p>\n

Popomda boncuk var alay\u0131<\/p>\n

Mekanize Por\u015fe taburu<\/p>\n

Reina b\u00f6l\u00fc\u011f\u00fc<\/p>\n

Mare\u015fal Er Do\u011fan Te\u011fet<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Yetmez ama evet!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

2 al 1 \u00f6de kampanyas\u0131 yap\u0131ls\u0131n,<\/p>\n

2 biraderin 1\u2019i bedavaya gelsin. En az 3<\/strong> g\u00f6nderen, 3\u2019\u00fcn 1\u2019ini pe\u015fin \u00f6desin, 3\u2019\u00fcn 1\u2019ini taksitle versin. Tek \u00e7ekim\u2019de \u00f6deyen F16\u2019yla u\u00e7u\u015f mili kazans\u0131n, dileyen, millerini ko\u011fu\u015f n\u00f6beti yerine kullans\u0131n. Parola sorulmas\u0131n, pin kodu sorulsun. Alabros t\u0131ra\u015f yap\u0131lmas\u0131n, hepsi bonus kafa olsun. Vatani g\u00f6revini yaz tatilinde yapmak isteyen devre arkada\u015flar\u0131na, devrem\u00fclk olarak muhrip kiralans\u0131n. Genelkurmay\u2019da loca sat\u0131ls\u0131n. Her T\u00fcrk asker do\u011far; bedelli ya\u015f\u0131 anas\u0131n\u0131n rahmine indirilsin. Durumu iyi olan kombine als\u0131n, kendi gitmesin, o\u011flu da gitmesin. Elden, tiko para getirene \u015feref madalyas\u0131 takdim edilsin. M\u0131nt\u0131ka temizli\u011fi feysbuk\u2019ta yap\u0131ls\u0131n. \u0130\u00e7timaya tivit\u0131r\u2019dan kat\u0131l\u0131ns\u0131n. G3 yerine 3G\u2019li ayfon verilsin. \u00c7ar\u015f\u0131 izninde \u0130stinye Park\u2019a \u00e7\u0131k\u0131ls\u0131n. A\u00e7\u2019\u0131l\u0131m yap\u0131ls\u0131n, a\u00e7 a\u00e7\u2019a Victoria Secret\u2019\u0131n k\u0131zlar\u0131 getirilsin. \u201cParas\u0131 olan askerlikten kurtulacak, paras\u0131 olmayan gidecek, benim vatanda\u015f\u0131m bu i\u015fe s\u0131cak bakm\u0131yor, ben \u015fahsen b\u00f6yle bir sorumlulu\u011fun alt\u0131na girmem, referandum yapar\u0131m<\/strong>\u201d diyen ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z \u201ckaravana<\/strong>\u201d att\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re… Karavana \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131n, su\u2019yu \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re, su\u015fi \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n. Peygamber oca\u011f\u0131 oras\u0131, faiz g\u00fcnah, helal kredi verilsin. Ter\u00f6rle m\u00fccadele yerine, ter\u00f6rle m\u00fcbadele yap\u0131ls\u0131n, dolar\u2019la \u00f6deyen \u0130ncirlik\u2019te<\/p>\n

military police olsun… Olmad\u0131, kamu hizmetini tercih edip, ABD B\u00fcy\u00fckel\u00e7ili\u011fi\u2019nde garson olsun.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ensesi kal\u0131nsa…<\/p>\n

Can\u0131 sa\u011folsun.<\/p>\n

Garibansa…<\/p>\n

Vatan sa\u011folsun.<\/p>\n

Kaynak : H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Nas\u0131l ba\u015flad\u0131lar?<\/p>\n

Analar a\u011flamas\u0131n\u2019la.<\/p>\n

Ufak ufak nereye ba\u011flad\u0131lar?<\/p>\n

Ka\u00e7an\u0131n anas\u0131 a\u011flamaz\u2019a.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Vicdani ret budur. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-42928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}