{"id":39036,"date":"2011-08-11T08:12:26","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T05:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=39036"},"modified":"2011-08-27T10:46:24","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T07:46:24","slug":"benj%e2%80%99amin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=39036","title":{"rendered":"Benj\u2019amin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_37365\" style=\"width: 115px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"size-full wp-image-37365 \" title=\"Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil - H\u00fcrriyet Gazetesi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/257.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"112\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Piyasa f\u0131rt\u0131nal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f6viz kaba dalgal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Yalanc\u0131 cennete&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A\u011fustosta kar ya\u011f\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Alt\u0131n\u2019\u0131n gram\u0131 uranyum gibi.<\/p>\n<p>*<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>N\u2019ooluyor dersen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary Clinton geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>CIA Ba\u015fkan\u0131 geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>Pentagon komutanlar\u0131 geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>B\u00f6lge uzman\u0131 Fred Hof geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>ABD el\u00e7isi Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131\u011fa geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Ama&#8230; Benjamin gelmiyor!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Hani \u015fu, 100 dolarl\u0131k banknotlar\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde vesikal\u0131\u011f\u0131 olan Amerikal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Hepsi geliyor.<\/p>\n<p>Bi o gelmiyor.<\/p>\n<p>Halbuki, devlet b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimiz \u201cmemlekete Benjamin gelsin\u201d diye adeta yalvar\u0131yor. Hatta, \u00fczerinde vesikal\u0131\u011f\u0131 bulunan paradan vergi bile alm\u0131yor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ki, illa gelsin.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Bak mesela&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lira\u2019da kimin vesikal\u0131\u011f\u0131 var?<\/p>\n<p>Mustafa Kemal\u2019in.<\/p>\n<p>Var m\u0131 ona vergi?<\/p>\n<p>Var.<\/p>\n<p>Niye var?<\/p>\n<p>O gelmese de olur.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Yeter ki, Benjamin gelsin.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>(Malum, Benjamin elektri\u011fin kullan\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 geli\u015ftirmeseydi, ampul\u2019\u00fcn icat edilmesi m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildi&#8230; E Benjamin kesilince, ampul\u2019\u00fcn de havas\u0131 s\u00f6n\u00fcyor haliyle.)<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Ve, o Benjamin\u2019in vesikal\u0131\u011f\u0131&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00fcbarek g\u00fcn, ibret vesikas\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Din-iman diye at\u0131p tutarak, ekonomiye bereket geldi\u011fini iddia edenlerin, dini-iman\u0131 Benjamin\u2019dir bu memlekette&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yat\u0131p kalk\u0131p, gelsin diye \u201cdua\u201d ediyorlar.<\/p>\n<p>Adaklar ad\u0131yorlar.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Ki, Allah kabul etsin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Benj\u201damin\u201d bi nevi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Obama gelse hik\u00e2ye.<\/p>\n<p>Benjamin gelmezse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ayvay\u0131 yedi T\u00fcrkiye.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hurriyet.com.tr\/yazarlar\/18460627.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil &#8211; H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n<p>Piyasa f\u0131rt\u0131nal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f6viz kaba dalgal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Yalanc\u0131 cennete&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A\u011fustosta kar ya\u011f\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Alt\u0131n\u2019\u0131n gram\u0131 uranyum gibi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-39036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}