{"id":38416,"date":"2011-08-13T08:17:55","date_gmt":"2011-08-13T05:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=38416"},"modified":"2011-08-13T08:23:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-13T05:23:28","slug":"kaya-gibiyiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=38416","title":{"rendered":"Kaya gibiyiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_37365\" style=\"width: 115px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"size-full wp-image-37365 \" title=\"Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil - H\u00fcrriyet Gazetesi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/257.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"112\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Ekonomi Bakan\u0131m\u0131za ekonomiyi sordular&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKaya gibiyiz\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Turp gibiyiz de diyebilirdi.<\/p>\n<p>Veya, aslanlar gibi.<\/p>\n<p>*<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00d6yle anlar\u0131z \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc biz.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6l\u00e7\u00fc birimlerimiz \u00f6yle.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Mesela, bal\u0131k yakalar\u0131z&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na b\u00f6yle, kolum gibi!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Koskoca ev alm\u0131\u015f\u0131n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yok be, d\u00f6t kadar.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNohut oda bakla sofa\u201d demek istiyor asl\u0131nda&#8230; \u00dcstelik, \u015fehir merkezinde de\u011fil \u201ctaaa anas\u0131n\u0131n nik\u00e2h\u0131\u201dnda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dura\u011fa \u201cbi ton yol\u201d y\u00fcr\u00fcyorsun, \u201cebesi seriliyor\u201d insan\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Bakt\u0131n anlam\u0131yor, sorar\u0131z&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u00c7akt\u0131n k\u00f6fteyi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>T\u0131pk\u0131; iki \u201cfiske\u201d karabiber, bi \u201ccimcik\u201d tuz, \u201cald\u0131\u011f\u0131 kadar\u201d un koyup, \u201ckulak memesi k\u0131vam\u0131\u201dnagetirmemiz gibi yani.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cG\u00f6z karar\u0131\u201d su ilave eder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBi ta\u015f\u0131m\u201d kaynat\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; N\u2019aber?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u0130\u00e7 g\u00fcveysinden hallice.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dersler nas\u0131l?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nanay.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Ne zaman geldin?<\/p>\n<p>Oho-ooo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>\u015eak diye anlar\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>(Farz edelim, memleketin borcu konu\u015fuluyor, ahalinin anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bi\u00e7imde benzetme yapmayacak, illarakam vereceksek, \u201c350-400 milyar filan\u201d der ge\u00e7eriz&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oysa, \u201c50 bin milyon\u201dcuk \u201cfilan\u201d var arada!)<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Bi \u201cd\u00fcnya\u201d i\u015f birikir.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSittinsene\u201d bitiremeyiz.<\/p>\n<p>Kafam\u0131z \u201ckazan\u201d gibi olur.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Baz\u0131 k\u0131zlar \u201cf\u0131st\u0131k\u201d gibidir. Baz\u0131lar\u0131 ise \u201cpopoma ka\u015f g\u00f6z \u00e7izsem\u201d ondan g\u00fczel olur. Ayak ayak de\u011fil,\u201c\u00e7ocuk mezar\u0131\u201d \u015fekerim&#8230; Bi koruz, isterse c\u00fcce olsun \u201ciki seksen\u201d uzan\u0131r, \u201camele balgam\u0131 gibi\u201dyere yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r, \u201ce\u015f\u015fek sudan gelene kadar\u201d d\u00f6veriz. Bavullar\u0131m\u0131z genellikle \u201cgavur \u00f6l\u00fcs\u00fc\u201d gibi a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131r.Hal\u0131 d\u00f6\u015feriz duvardan duvara; kanepe yapt\u0131r\u0131r\u0131z, burdan kap\u0131ya kadar, bilemedin pencereye kadar&#8230;Serinleyelim dedik ama \u201cimam\u0131n abdest suyu\u201d gibi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Van m\u00fcn\u00fcst desen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ecnebi s\u00fcre san\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Halbuki, diplomasi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Ya demokrasi?<\/p>\n<p>Karpuzun g\u00f6be\u011fi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>(Kaya gibiyiz diyen ekonomi bakan\u0131m\u0131z Zafer \u00c7a\u011flayan, sanayi bakan\u0131yken sanayimiz i\u00e7in \u015fuslogan\u0131 bulmu\u015ftu: 1 art\u0131 1 e\u015fittir 11&#8230; O kadar ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 hesapt\u0131 ki, sanayi bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan al\u0131n\u0131p,devlet bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131na getirildi. Devlet bakan\u0131yken, T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye gelen K\u0131z\u0131lderili heyetini kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131, \u201cbizsizi Tom Miks\u2019ten tan\u0131yoruz, hani ni\u015fanl\u0131s\u0131 var Suzi, yu nov Tom Miks?\u201d diye sordu. K\u0131z\u0131lderililermal gibi bakt\u0131. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc, mevzu Dakota\u2019da ge\u00e7iyor ama, Tom Miks \u0130talyan \u00e7izgi roman\u0131yd\u0131&#8230; Eg\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fc ki, \u015fahane benzetmeler yap\u0131yor, ekonomiyi de benzetsin diye, ekonomi bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131nagetirildi. E \u201cdurum kel\u201de benzetecek hali yok, kaya\u2019ya benzetti.)<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>(Yaz\u0131ya noktay\u0131 koyuyordum ki, G\u00fcney Koreli i\u015fadamlar\u0131yla<\/p>\n<p>bulu\u015ftu ekonomi bakan\u0131m\u0131z&#8230; D\u00fcnya devleri Samsung\u2019un Hyundai\u2019nin siyo\u2019lar\u0131na \u201ck\u00fcreselle\u015fin\u201dtavsiyesinde bulundu iyi mi! Kartvizitini<\/p>\n<p>da\u011f\u0131tt\u0131, \u201ctak\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z bir konu olursa, beni 24 saat arayabilirsiniz\u201d dedi.)<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>M\u00fcbarek ramazan g\u00fcn\u00fc, ba\u015fta K\u0131z\u0131lderililer, Allah G\u00fcney Korelilerin yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 olsun gari.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hurriyet.com.tr\/yazarlar\/18478791.asp?yazarid=249&amp;gid=61\" target=\"_blank\">Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil &#8211; H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-37365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n<p>Ekonomi Bakan\u0131m\u0131za ekonomiyi sordular&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKaya gibiyiz\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Turp gibiyiz de diyebilirdi.<\/p>\n<p>Veya, aslanlar gibi.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-38416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}