{"id":37710,"date":"2011-08-03T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T05:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=37710"},"modified":"2011-08-14T18:56:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T15:56:03","slug":"mevzubahis-karpuzsa-gerisi-teferruattir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=37710","title":{"rendered":"Mevzubahis karpuzsa… Gerisi teferruatt\u0131r"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Kad\u0131nlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n dram\u0131d\u0131r.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Adam bi sene askerlik yapar.<\/p>\n

Elli sene anlat\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Tam te\u00e7hizatl\u0131 80 kilometre ko\u015fard\u0131k, kaplumba\u011fa yedim, \u00e7\u0131ng\u0131rakl\u0131 engere\u011fi sote yapt\u0131m, \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 iznine tankla \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m, 220 bast\u0131m, Aksaz\u2019dan atlay\u0131p Rodos\u2019a y\u00fczd\u00fcm, denizalt\u0131ya may\u0131n yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m, 33 g\u00fcn uyumad\u0131\u011f\u0131m zamanlar oldu, pilot yolda bay\u0131ld\u0131 mecburen F16\u2019y\u0131 ben indirdim, devre arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131n para\u015f\u00fct\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131lmad\u0131, diklemesine s\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcp havada yakalad\u0131m filan.<\/p>\n

Eskidendi tabii bunlar.<\/p>\n

\u015eimdi art\u0131k \u015f\u00f6yle olacak an\u0131lar… <\/p>\n

Bi g\u00fcn n\u00f6bet\u00e7i \u00e7avu\u015fum, aylardan gene b\u00f6yle bi a\u011fustos, belime kadar kar var, bakt\u0131m, tu\u011fgeneral a\u011fac\u0131n dibine \u00e7\u00f6km\u00fc\u015f, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceli d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceli oturuyor, efendi \u00e7ocuktur, beni g\u00f6r\u00fcnce f\u0131rlad\u0131 aya\u011fa, tekmil verdi, hayrola ko\u00e7um dedim, \u00fczg\u00fcns\u00fcn, me\u011fer terfisini yemi\u015fler iyi mi… Arad\u0131m hemen AKP il\u00e7e ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131, sen dedim doldur bi form, faksla, sonra kald\u0131rd\u0131m telefonu genel merkeze, halledin \u015fu i\u015fi dedim, mesai bitmeden t\u00fcmgeneral oldu kerata…<\/p>\n

Bi g\u00fcn bast\u0131rm\u0131\u015f\u0131m paray\u0131, babam sa\u011f olsun tugay\u0131nda bedelliyim, ki, sa\u011f olsun mebustur babam… Saat 11 gibi uyan\u0131p geldim bran\u00e7a, garson 18 ayl\u0131klar esas duru\u015fta ama, sofra haz\u0131r de\u011fil, kan beynime s\u0131\u00e7rad\u0131, vurdum tekmeyi dald\u0131m alay komutan\u0131n\u0131n odas\u0131na, yarbaylar binba\u015f\u0131lar toplanm\u0131\u015f patates soyuyorlar, vay efendim 3-5 n\u00f6beti tutmu\u015flar da, yeti\u015ftirememi\u015fler falan, \u00e7ektim albay\u0131 kenara, dedim bak arar\u0131m pederi, yakar\u0131m askerli\u011finizi…<\/p>\n

Bi g\u00fcn onba\u015f\u0131y\u0131m, imam hatipli aste\u011fmenlerle sabah namaz\u0131ndan geliyorum, kurmay subaylar m\u0131nt\u0131ka temizli\u011fi yap\u0131yor… Artist bi y\u00fczba\u015f\u0131 vard\u0131, madalyal\u0131 m\u0131ym\u0131\u015f neymi\u015f, iki laf\u0131ndan biri Atat\u00fcrk Matat\u00fcrk, g\u0131c\u0131\u011f\u0131m herife, a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kolluyorum, bakt\u0131m \u015fapkas\u0131 yok kafas\u0131nda, yat\u0131rd\u0131m alay\u0131n\u0131 yere, istikamet An\u0131tkabir, s\u00fcr\u00fcnnn! \u00dcst\u00fcne 250 \u015f\u0131nav… \u00c7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m sonra astsubay\u0131, git bana bu tugaydan sorumlu olan n\u00f6bet\u00e7i AKP\u2019li belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131 bul dedim, \u00f6\u011fle namaz\u0131na m\u00fcteakip geldi ba\u015fkan, zab\u0131taya s\u00f6yleyin, bunlara iki ay \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 izni yok dedim.<\/p>\n

Bi g\u00fcn sahur, i\u00e7tima yap\u0131yoruz, bakt\u0131m \u00fcste\u011fmen gelmemi\u015f… Nerde bu densiz? Sanki ba\u015fka vakit kalmam\u0131\u015f gibi gece at\u0131\u015fl\u0131 tatbikata \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f b\u00f6l\u00fc\u011f\u00fc, belli ki inad\u0131na yap\u0131yor. Arad\u0131m Emniyet M\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc\u2019n\u00fc, ki, ilahiyattan devre arkada\u015f\u0131md\u0131r, \u00e7ok sinirlendi, rica etti \u00f6zel yetkili savc\u0131dan, bi tutanak, inzibatlar an\u0131nda enseledi bunu e\u011fitim alan\u0131nda, dooo\u011fru diskoya… E ders oldu tabii, ak\u015fam ne g\u00f6rsem be\u011fenirsin, kor\u2019lar or\u2019lar hepsi pa\u015fa pa\u015fa iftarda.<\/p>\n

Bi g\u00fcn Karpuzkald\u0131ran\u2019day\u0131m, \u015fafak yedi, n\u00f6betten d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm, \u015fezlonga uzanm\u0131\u015f tad\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yorum, b\u00fcy\u00fck devlet adam\u0131m\u0131z Egemen Ba\u011f\u0131\u015f\u2019\u0131n s\u00f6yledi\u011fi gibi, karpuzun g\u00f6be\u011fini yiyorum… Malum, mevzubahis karpuzsa, gerisi teferruatt\u0131r… Bakt\u0131m elinde havlu Genelkurmay Ba\u015fkan\u0131 ge\u00e7iyor, Necdeeet diye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m, ko\u015ftu geldi, topuk selam\u0131 verdi, \u015furdan eli yumu\u015fak iki te\u011fmen ayarla da Bali masaj\u0131 yaps\u0131nlar dedim…<\/p>\n

Al\u0131nganl\u0131\u011fa kar\u015f\u0131 not:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yaz\u0131da ad\u0131 ge\u00e7en ki\u015fi ve kurumlar\u0131n ger\u00e7ekle alakas\u0131 yoktur… Karpuz hari\u00e7.<\/p>\n

Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil – H\u00fcrriyet.com.tr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Kad\u0131nlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n dram\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Adam bi sene askerlik yapar.<\/p>\n

Elli sene anlat\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Tam te\u00e7hizatl\u0131 80 kilometre ko\u015fard\u0131k, kaplumba\u011fa yedim, \u00e7\u0131ng\u0131rakl\u0131 engere\u011fi sote yapt\u0131m, \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 iznine tankla \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m, 220 bast\u0131m, Aksaz\u2019dan atlay\u0131p Rodos\u2019a y\u00fczd\u00fcm, denizalt\u0131ya may\u0131n yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m, 33 g\u00fcn uyumad\u0131\u011f\u0131m zamanlar oldu, pilot yolda bay\u0131ld\u0131 mecburen <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-37710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}