{"id":32639,"date":"2011-05-14T08:10:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T05:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=32639"},"modified":"2011-08-14T19:09:19","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T16:09:19","slug":"hayati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=32639","title":{"rendered":"Hayati"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Kimli\u011fi belirsiz ki\u015fi veya ki\u015filer, devlet bakan\u0131 hayatiyazici@bilmemne.com adresinden, \u00fcniversite yerle\u015ftirme merkezine mail at\u0131p, ye\u011fenim yerle\u015femiyor, asab\u0131 bozuldu, g\u00fczel bi yere yerle\u015ftirin, asab\u0131m\u0131 bozmay\u0131n demi\u015f.<\/strong><\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Hayati bi konu tabii.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u0130syan ediyor ba\u015fbakan…<\/p>\n

\u201cFeysbuk falan, yahu bunlar \u00e7irkin, berbat, herkes ad\u0131na her t\u00fcrl\u00fc ahlaks\u0131zl\u0131k yap\u0131labilir, mail g\u00f6ndermek nedir, biri \u00e7\u0131kar senin ad\u0131na da g\u00f6nderir, iftira atmak bu kadar ucuz mu?\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Komutanlar hapse at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Profes\u00f6rler tutukland\u0131.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Gazeteciler i\u00e7eri t\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Kozmik odaya girildi.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Donanma bas\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ihlamur a\u011fac\u0131na s\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131 ver, 30 ad\u0131m y\u00fcr\u00fc, kestane a\u011fac\u0131 g\u00f6receksin, d\u00f6n ordan, ver s\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131 kestane a\u011fac\u0131na, 30 ad\u0131m y\u00fcr\u00fc, \u0131hlamur a\u011fac\u0131 g\u00f6receksin,<\/p>\n

kaz dibini… Aha m\u00fchimmat!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

A\u015f\u00e7\u0131 yakaland\u0131 iyi mi.<\/p>\n

(Kod ad\u0131, tencere.<\/p>\n

\u0130hbarc\u0131, mast\u0131r\u015fef.)<\/p>\n

Ankara\u2019da elini sallasan beli silahl\u0131 adama \u00e7arp\u0131yorsun, bunlar mail\u2019le yakalaya yakalaya kep\u00e7eli er yakalad\u0131. Yiyenler g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc \u00e7\u0131karmas\u0131n diye kuru fasulyeye susturucu takm\u0131\u015f filan.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

(Ankara Emniyeti\u2019ne mail at\u0131ld\u0131, parti liderine suikast yap\u0131lacak… Alarm verildi, iz s\u00fcr\u00fcld\u00fc, Kocaeli G\u00f6lc\u00fck\u2019te internet kafe bas\u0131ld\u0131, internet kafeci g\u00f6zalt\u0131na al\u0131nd\u0131, sorguya \u00e7ekildi, internet kafeci \u201catsa atsa \u015fu atm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u201d dedi, \u201c\u015fu\u201dnun evi bas\u0131ld\u0131, \u00e7ocuk \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, 13 ya\u015f\u0131nda, sorguya al\u0131nd\u0131, itiraf etti, \u201ctelevizyonda seyrederken akl\u0131ma geldi, att\u0131m\u201d dedi, b\u0131rak\u0131ld\u0131.)<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Te\u011fmenler suikast\u00e7\u0131 oldu.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Y\u00fczba\u015f\u0131lar eroinci oldu.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Binba\u015f\u0131lar pornocu oldu.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Generaller ter\u00f6rist oldu.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

\u00d6zel Kuvvetler Komutanl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2019n\u0131n resmi kay\u0131tl\u0131 el bombalar\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yan ve k\u0131\u015fladan k\u0131\u015flaya nakliyat yapan kamyona operasyon d\u00fczenlendi…<\/p>\n

Ki, saks\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131mas\u0131 gerekiyordu herhalde.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Subay e\u015flerine iftira at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Mail at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

Subaylar kafas\u0131na s\u0131kt\u0131.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u0130syan ediyor ba\u015fbakan…<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00c7irkin\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n

\u201cBu kadar ucuz mu\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Mevzunun hayati olmas\u0131 i\u00e7in, muhatab\u0131n Hayati olmas\u0131 gerekiyormu\u015f demek ki.<\/p>\n

Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil – H\u00fcrriyet<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Kimli\u011fi belirsiz ki\u015fi veya ki\u015filer, devlet bakan\u0131 hayatiyazici@bilmemne.com adresinden, \u00fcniversite yerle\u015ftirme merkezine mail at\u0131p, ye\u011fenim yerle\u015femiyor, asab\u0131 bozuldu, g\u00fczel bi yere yerle\u015ftirin, asab\u0131m\u0131 bozmay\u0131n demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Hayati bi konu tabii.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u0130syan ediyor ba\u015fbakan…<\/p>\n

\u201cFeysbuk falan, yahu bunlar \u00e7irkin, <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-32639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}