{"id":31162,"date":"2011-04-27T08:22:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T05:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=31162"},"modified":"2011-08-14T19:11:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T16:11:53","slug":"esref-i-mahluk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=31162","title":{"rendered":"E\u015fref-i mahluk"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

E\u015fref-i mahluklarla dola\u015fan e\u015fref-i mahluk haklar\u0131 \u00f6d\u00fcll\u00fc ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n esfel-i safilin\u2019e benzetti\u011fi e\u015fref-i mahlukat an\u0131t\u0131, infaz edildi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

E\u015fref-i mahluk odakl\u0131 anayasa haz\u0131rlayan arkada\u015flar, dara\u011fac\u0131 kurup e\u015fref-i mahlukat\u2019\u0131n boynuna halat dolad\u0131, \u00f6nce bo\u011fup, sonra testereyle g\u0131rtla\u011f\u0131na dalarak, kafas\u0131n\u0131 kopartt\u0131. Hani s\u0131k s\u0131k \u201ce\u015fref-i mahlukluk \u00f6ld\u00fc m\u00fc be abi<\/strong>\u201d filan denir ya… Sizlere \u00f6m\u00fcr. Merhumun cesedini dinamitle havaya u\u00e7urarak ortadan kald\u0131rabilirlerdi ama, e\u015fref-i mahluklu\u011fa s\u0131\u011fmaz, e\u015f\u015fek-i mahluklu\u011fun alemi yok diye, \u00f6yle yapmad\u0131lar. <\/p>\n

Kadavras\u0131n\u0131 matkaplarla delik de\u015fik edip, alttan alttan kazmalarla giri\u015fiyorlar e\u015fref-i mahlukat\u2019a, dizlerine dizlerine… \u201cCanl\u0131<\/strong>\u201d yay\u0131nda g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm kadar\u0131yla, g\u00f6zleri oyulmu\u015f, sa\u011f kaval kemi\u011fi k\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131lacak, sol kolu da dirsekten kopmak \u00fczere… (Kan man akmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in minik e\u015fref-i mahluklar\u0131n seyretmesinde sak\u0131nca yok, ancak, testislerin burularak kopart\u0131lma an\u0131n\u0131n sans\u00fcrlenmesinde fayda var…) \u0130nfaz\u0131 seyretmeye ko\u015fan e\u015fref-i mahluklar\u0131n kafas\u0131na e\u015fref-i mahlukat\u2019\u0131n organlar\u0131 d\u00fc\u015fmesin diye, idam sehpas\u0131n\u0131n etraf\u0131 kordona al\u0131nd\u0131… Ki, aman diim e\u015fref-i mahlukat \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131n\u0131rken e\u015fref-i mahluklara bi zarar vermesin. Elleri ayaklar\u0131, memeleri bald\u0131rlar\u0131 filan, par\u00e7a par\u00e7a 18 par\u00e7aya ayr\u0131lacak, d\u00f6rtkollu vin\u00e7lerle cenaze kamyonlar\u0131na y\u00fcklenip, dooo\u011fru belediyenin morguna defnedilecek.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

– Nas\u0131l bilirdiniz?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– E\u015fref-i mahlukatt\u0131 garibim, yaz\u0131k oldu.<\/p>\n

– Bi daha d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn isterseniz, \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015fta avanta helva da\u011f\u0131t\u0131lacak…<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Helal olsunnn!<\/p>\n

– G\u00f6m\u00fcn.<\/strong><\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ayn\u0131 dakikalarda…<\/p>\n

E\u015fref-i mahlukat an\u0131t\u0131 infaz edilmesin derken, e\u015fref-i mahluk m\u00fcsveddesi esfel-i safilin taraf\u0131ndan karn\u0131na t\u0131rt\u0131ll\u0131 b\u0131\u00e7ak saplanan e\u015fref-i mahluk, hastanede bas\u0131n toplant\u0131s\u0131 yap\u0131yordu. Karaci\u011feri y\u0131rt\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, onikiparmak ba\u011f\u0131rsa\u011f\u0131 delinmi\u015f, damarlar\u0131n\u0131 zor dikmi\u015fler. E\u015fref-i mahlukat an\u0131t\u0131n\u0131 esfel-i safilin\u2019e benzeten e\u015fref-i mahluk haklar\u0131 \u00f6d\u00fcll\u00fc ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131za sitem etti. Laf\u0131 e\u015fref-i matbuat\u2019\u0131n lin\u00e7 \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131klar\u0131na getirip, e\u015fref-i mahluklu\u011fumdan utand\u0131m dedi.<\/p>\n

Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6ZD\u0130L – H\u00fcrriyet Gazetesi<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

E\u015fref-i mahluklarla dola\u015fan e\u015fref-i mahluk haklar\u0131 \u00f6d\u00fcll\u00fc ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n esfel-i safilin\u2019e benzetti\u011fi e\u015fref-i mahlukat an\u0131t\u0131, infaz edildi.<\/p>\n

E\u015fref-i mahluk odakl\u0131 anayasa haz\u0131rlayan arkada\u015flar, dara\u011fac\u0131 kurup e\u015fref-i mahlukat\u2019\u0131n boynuna halat dolad\u0131, \u00f6nce bo\u011fup, sonra testereyle g\u0131rtla\u011f\u0131na dalarak, kafas\u0131n\u0131 kopartt\u0131. Hani s\u0131k s\u0131k \u201ce\u015fref-i mahlukluk \u00f6ld\u00fc m\u00fc be abi\u201d filan <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-31162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","tag-yilmaz-ozdil","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}