{"id":28049,"date":"2011-02-10T08:42:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=28049"},"modified":"2011-02-10T08:42:28","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:42:28","slug":"kagittan-kaplan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=28049","title":{"rendered":"K\u00e2\u011f\u0131ttan kaplan"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

Harp Okulu\u2019nu birincilikle bitiren te\u011fmenin cep telefonuna, bizzat polis taraf\u0131ndan ter\u00f6ristin telefon fihristi y\u00fcklenirken… Polisler askere gitmesin diye \u00f6zel kanun \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131p \u201cy\u0131rtt\u0131n\u0131z\u201d diyen kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Behzat \u00c7.<\/p>\n

b) Komser Kolombo<\/p>\n

c) Bek\u00e7i Murtaza<\/p>\n

d) S\u00fcheyl Batum<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Gariban \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 \u015fak\u0131r \u015fak\u0131r \u015fehit olurken, politikac\u0131, general, kodaman \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131n vatani g\u00f6revlerini Bo\u011faz\u2019da, orduevlerinde yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131… Ha bire g\u00f6be\u011fe \u00e7izik att\u0131rma, dala\u011f\u0131 ald\u0131rm\u0131\u015f gibi yapt\u0131rma \u00e7etesinin ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131, Bakan\u2019\u0131n bile sahte evrakla asker ka\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 oldu\u011fu \u00fclke hangisidir?<\/p>\n

a) Burkina Faso<\/p>\n

b) A\u015fa\u011f\u0131 Saksonya<\/p>\n

c) Yukar\u0131 Volta<\/p>\n

d) Do\u011fu Timor<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Kandil\u2019i BBG evi gibi izliyoruz derken, Murat Karay\u0131lan\u2019\u0131n Kandil\u2019de bas\u0131n toplant\u0131s\u0131 yapmas\u0131n\u0131 armut gibi seyredene… Hayat\u0131n\u0131 ter\u00f6rle m\u00fccadeleye adayan subaylar\u0131 i\u00e7eri t\u0131k\u0131p, ter\u00f6riste k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 hal\u0131 \u00fczerinde halay \u00e7ektirene, ne denir?<\/p>\n

a) bravo<\/p>\n

b) yasu vre<\/p>\n

c) congratulations<\/p>\n

d) viva<\/p>\n

e) yuh<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Bir yandan \u201cbenim oyumla da\u011fdaki \u00e7oban\u0131n oyu bir mi\u201d diyene k\u00fcf\u00fcr ederken,beri yandan \u201cokuyanla okumayan bir mi\u201d deyip, cukkas\u0131 olana bedelli askerlik \u00e7\u0131karmak isteyen kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Quaresma<\/p>\n

b) Minik Osman\u2019\u0131n fingirdek \u00fcvey anas\u0131 Caroline<\/p>\n

c) Muhammed el Baradey<\/p>\n

d) Lady Gaga<\/p>\n

e) \u0130bi\u015f<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

San\u0131rs\u0131n kukuletad\u0131r, kapi\u015fondur, Armani t\u00fcrband\u0131r… Y\u0131llard\u0131r hi\u00e7 rahats\u0131zl\u0131k hissetmeden kafas\u0131nda Amerikan bezi \u201c\u00e7uval\u201dla gezen millet hangisidir?<\/p>\n

a) Tutsiler<\/p>\n

b) Aborijinler<\/p>\n

c) Aztekler<\/p>\n

d) Hobbitler<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u0130nternetten h\u00f6t s\u00f6z yap\u0131p, oylar\u0131 patlatan, sarayda ba\u015f ba\u015fa helalle\u015ftikten sonra z\u0131rhl\u0131 Audi\u2019ye binip giden kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Michael Schumacher<\/p>\n

b) Lance Armstrong<\/p>\n

c) Kenan Sofuo\u011flu<\/p>\n

d) \u015eof\u00f6r Nebahat<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Emri alt\u0131nda \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan herkes darbeci diye i\u00e7eri t\u0131k\u0131l\u0131rken, kendisi sanki o s\u0131rada Sat\u00fcrn\u2019deymi\u015f gibi, kozmik imalarla, \u201ckasaptaki ete so\u011fan do\u011framam, sa\u011f\u0131lmam\u0131\u015f s\u00fcte \u015feker koymam, denizdeki bal\u0131\u011fa limon s\u0131kmam, marketteki sucu\u011fa yumurta k\u0131rmam\u201d diyen zat-\u0131 muhterem kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Sahrab Soysal<\/p>\n

b) Emine Beder<\/p>\n

c) Ay\u015fe T\u00fcter<\/p>\n

d) Vedat Milor<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

12 Eyl\u00fcl 1980\u2019de \u201cEvren memleketimizin son \u015fans\u0131d\u0131r, darbe de\u011fildir bu, me\u015fru m\u00fcdafaad\u0131r, hakl\u0131d\u0131r, pa\u015fan\u0131n s\u00f6zleri sadece hukuki de\u011fil, ayn\u0131 zamanda ba\u015fucunda tutulmas\u0131 gereken mukaddes kitap gibidir\u201d diye methiyeler d\u00fcz\u00fcp, evlerinde parti vererek a\u011f\u0131rlay\u0131p, 12 Eyl\u00fcl 2010\u2019da utanmadan, \u201cEvren yarg\u0131lanmal\u0131\u201d diye k\u00f6\u015feler d\u00f6\u015fenen y\u00fczs\u00fcz arkada\u015flar\u0131n mesle\u011fi nedir?<\/p>\n

a) d\u00f6nerci<\/p>\n

b) hamal<\/p>\n

c) overlok\u00e7u<\/p>\n

d) pezo<\/p>\n

e) gazeteci<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Gelene a\u011fam gidene pa\u015fam demedi\u011fi i\u00e7in, g\u00fcce boyun e\u011fmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in, 12 Eyl\u00fcl darbesinde hapse t\u0131k\u0131lan onur abidesi sanat\u00e7\u0131m\u0131z M\u00fcjdat Gezen, bug\u00fcn, haysiyet cellad\u0131 tetik\u00e7i medya taraf\u0131ndan darbecilikle su\u00e7lan\u0131rken… 12 Eyl\u00fcl 1980\u2019de \u201cT\u00fcrk Silahl\u0131 Kuvvetleri yerinde ve zaman\u0131nda karar ald\u0131, halk\u0131m\u0131za hay\u0131rl\u0131 ve u\u011furlu olmas\u0131n\u0131 diliyorum\u201d deyip, 12 Eyl\u00fcl 2010\u2019da \u201cBunlar iki cihanda lekeli, ben evet diycem\u201d diyen sanat\u00e7\u0131m\u0131z kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Paris Hilton<\/p>\n

b) Romal\u0131 Perihan<\/p>\n

c) Haydarpa\u015fa\u2019n\u0131n gelini<\/p>\n

d) Kald\u0131r\u0131m Ser\u00e7esi<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ad\u0131 Ramazan olan Antalyal\u0131 erin, ramazan ay\u0131nda \u015fehit d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc g\u00fcn, Antalya\u2019daki golf turnuvas\u0131na kat\u0131lan, \u00fcstelik, 10 ki\u015finin kat\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 turnuvada anca 9\u2019uncu olabilen kuvvet komutan\u0131 i\u00e7in Mustafa Kemal ne demi\u015ftir?<\/p>\n

a) \u0130stikbal golflerdedir<\/p>\n

b) Yurtta golf, cihanda golf<\/p>\n

c) Ne mutlu golf\u00e7\u00fcy\u00fcm diyene<\/p>\n

d) Golf\u00e7\u00fc milletin efendisidir<\/p>\n

e) Ben sana general olamazs\u0131n demedim, Tiger Woods olamazs\u0131n dedim.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u0130nsanlar\u0131n e\u015finin, k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n namusuna iftira at\u0131p, \u015feref madalyal\u0131 subaylar\u0131n kafas\u0131na s\u0131kmas\u0131na sebep olan… Sahte oldu\u011fu kan\u0131tlanan imzalar\u0131, sahte oldu\u011fu kan\u0131tlanan belgeleri, sahte oldu\u011fu kan\u0131tlanan planlar\u0131, ger\u00e7ekmi\u015f gibi man\u015fet yapan dinciler, hangi dine mensuptur?<\/p>\n

a) Gavur<\/p>\n

b) Budizm<\/p>\n

c) Mormon<\/p>\n

d) Patates dini<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u015eehide \u201ckelle\u201d, \u015fehit yak\u0131nlar\u0131na \u201caskerlik yan gelip yatma yeri de\u011fildir can\u0131m karde\u015fim\u201d diyen devlet adam\u0131, askerli\u011fini nerede yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r?<\/p>\n

a) Pentagon<\/p>\n

b) Estergon kalesi<\/p>\n

c) Vietnam<\/p>\n

d) Kuznetsov u\u00e7ak gemisi<\/p>\n

e) Kantin<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u201cOrdu tasfiye edilsin, Apo pa\u015fa olsun\u201d diyen yanda\u015flar, hangi partinin yanda\u015f\u0131d\u0131r?<\/p>\n

a) Pijama partisi<\/p>\n

b) Do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fc partisi<\/p>\n

c) Bek\u00e2rl\u0131\u011fa veda partisi<\/p>\n

d) Seks partisi<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Kendisi Manisa\u2019dayken, kendisine Ankara\u2019da suikast yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6ne s\u00fcren, a\u015f\u00e7\u0131y\u0131 suikast\u00e7i diye yakalatan, fuhu\u015f yuvas\u0131 bast\u0131rt\u0131r gibi bast\u0131rtt\u0131\u011f\u0131 kozmik odaya kozmetik oda benzetmesi yapan, \u201ciyi ki bu komutanlarla sava\u015fa girmemi\u015fiz\u201d diyen, mesir macunu uzman\u0131 siyaset\u00e7i kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Haydar D\u00fcmen<\/p>\n

b) \u0130di Amin<\/p>\n

c) Manisa Tarzan\u0131<\/p>\n

d) Asterix<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

Kaynak : Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil – H\u00fcrriyet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

Harp Okulu\u2019nu birincilikle bitiren te\u011fmenin cep telefonuna, bizzat polis taraf\u0131ndan ter\u00f6ristin telefon fihristi y\u00fcklenirken… Polisler askere gitmesin diye \u00f6zel kanun \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131p \u201cy\u0131rtt\u0131n\u0131z\u201d diyen kimdir?<\/p>\n

a) Behzat \u00c7.<\/p>\n

b) Komser Kolombo<\/p>\n

c) Bek\u00e7i Murtaza<\/p>\n

d) S\u00fcheyl Batum<\/p>\n

e) Hi\u00e7biri<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}