{"id":27623,"date":"2011-02-03T08:22:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T06:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=27623"},"modified":"2011-02-03T08:22:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T06:22:07","slug":"defne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=27623","title":{"rendered":"Defne"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p><\/div>\n

– Defne Joy Foster \u00f6ld\u00fc… <\/strong><\/p>\n

– Ahmet Altan\u2019\u0131n o\u011flunun evinde.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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– Ahmet Altan\u2019\u0131 aray\u0131n.<\/p>\n

– \u00c7etin Altan konu\u015fur mu?<\/p>\n

– Deneyin, n\u2019olur n\u2019olmaz… <\/p>\n

– Babas\u0131n\u0131 canl\u0131 yay\u0131na \u00e7\u0131karal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Amerikal\u0131 abi, kimbilir nerde…<\/p>\n

– E telefonla canl\u0131 yapsak?<\/p>\n

– Annesi geldi, onu \u00e7\u0131karal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Evliydi di mi, kocas\u0131n\u0131 bulun.<\/p>\n

– Anne babas\u0131 bo\u015fanm\u0131\u015f, kendi<\/p>\n

evlili\u011fi de g\u00f6r\u00fcnen o ki limoni, aile<\/p>\n

dram\u0131 yani, oralar\u0131 kurcalay\u0131n inceden.<\/p>\n

– M\u00fcbarek\u2019in konu\u015fmas\u0131 vard\u0131…<\/p>\n

– B\u0131rak \u015fimdi M\u00fcbarek\u2019i filan…<\/p>\n

– Acun\u2019u konuk alal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– \u00c7\u0131kmaz, kendi program\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kar.<\/p>\n

– Show Haber ba\u011flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r \u00e7oktan.<\/p>\n

– Y\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r bu hafta dans yar\u0131\u015fmas\u0131…<\/p>\n

– Yar\u0131\u015fma bitirilsin mi, yoksa devam m\u0131 etsin, polemik ba\u015flatal\u0131m, ahaliye soral\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Son dans\u0131n\u0131 bulun.<\/p>\n

– H\u00fcz\u00fcnl\u00fc klip yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Veda konu\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131 verelim.<\/p>\n

– Ha bire didi\u015fti\u011fi partneri vard\u0131.<\/p>\n

– Rik.<\/p>\n

– Bulun onu, pi\u015fman m\u0131, sorun…<\/p>\n

– Pascal Nouma\u2019y\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karal\u0131m!<\/p>\n

– Partnerini de als\u0131n gelsin…<\/p>\n

– C\u0131v\u0131tma, Azra Ak\u0131n\u2019\u0131 aray\u0131n.<\/p>\n

– Y\u00fcz\u00fcc\u00fc vard\u0131 bi tane, olur mu?<\/p>\n

– Tan Sa\u011ft\u00fcrk gelsin.<\/p>\n

– \u0130ki laf\u0131 bir araya getiremiyor o…<\/p>\n

– \u015eeyi getirsek, ikoncan k\u0131z hani.<\/p>\n

– Eda meda gibi bi \u015fey…<\/p>\n

– Bak o \u015f\u0131k olur, aray\u0131n…<\/p>\n

– Ast\u0131mm\u0131\u015f, doktor bulsak?<\/p>\n

– Morgdan canl\u0131 yay\u0131n yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Milletvekillerine soral\u0131m…<\/p>\n

– \u0130ster misin B\u00fclent Ar\u0131n\u00e7 a\u011flas\u0131n.<\/p>\n

– Twitter, facebook y\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yor…<\/p>\n

– Arma\u011fan \u00c7a\u011flayan twitter\u2019a<\/p>\n

\u201cbiri \u015faka oldu\u011funu s\u00f6ylesin\u201d<\/p>\n

diye yazm\u0131\u015f, onu \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ral\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– H\u00fcrrem\u2019i oynayan k\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Niye?<\/p>\n

– Ne bileyim abi, akl\u0131ma geldi.<\/p>\n

– Sanat\u00e7\u0131 menajerleri kuyrukta, \u015fu \u015fu isimleri isterseniz getirelim diyorlar…<\/p>\n

– Se\u00e7in aralar\u0131ndan, yedek.<\/p>\n

– \u0130\u00e7ki hap map i\u015fine girelim mi?<\/p>\n

– \u00d6lm\u00fc\u015f k\u0131z, \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr \u015fimdi millet.<\/p>\n

– Abartmasak, k\u0131saca versek…<\/p>\n

– \u00d6b\u00fcrleri kesin k\u00f6p\u00fcrt\u00fcr.<\/p>\n

– Vermezsek reyting \u00e7\u00f6ker.<\/p>\n

– Ciddi ayaklar\u0131na yatan haber kanallar\u0131 bile verdi \u015fak\u0131r \u015fak\u0131r, komedi dans \u00fc\u00e7l\u00fcs\u00fcndeki adam \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, hat\u0131ralar\u0131n\u0131 anlatt\u0131.<\/p>\n

– Emniyet\u2019ten canl\u0131 yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Cenaze evinden de yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

– Cenaze t\u00f6reni yar\u0131n galiba…<\/p>\n

– Sanat\u00e7\u0131 tayfas\u0131n\u0131n alay\u0131 gelir.<\/p>\n

– Mustafa Sar\u0131g\u00fcl banko gelir.<\/p>\n

– En az \u00fc\u00e7-d\u00f6rt kamera izlesin.<\/p>\n

– Kahkaha atan j\u00fcri kimdi?<\/p>\n

– Saba T\u00fcmer.<\/p>\n

– Hah… Onu getirelim.<\/p>\n

– Bu sefer a\u011flad\u0131 deriz.<\/p>\n

– Dramatik bi de m\u00fczik bulun.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u0130leti\u015fim fak\u00fcltelerinden s\u0131k s\u0131k davet gelir, gazetecilik televizyonculuk i\u015fini anlatay\u0131m diye… Vakit darl\u0131\u011f\u0131 nedeniyle hi\u00e7birine gidemiyorum maalesef, diyece\u011fimi topluca burdan diyeyim.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Limon sat\u0131n…<\/p>\n

Bu i\u015fi yapmay\u0131n.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil – H\u00fcrriyet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil<\/p>\n

– Defne Joy Foster \u00f6ld\u00fc… <\/p>\n

– Ahmet Altan\u2019\u0131n o\u011flunun evinde.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– Ahmet Altan\u2019\u0131 aray\u0131n.<\/p>\n

– \u00c7etin Altan konu\u015fur mu?<\/p>\n

– Deneyin, n\u2019olur n\u2019olmaz… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}