{"id":23951,"date":"2010-06-27T08:50:14","date_gmt":"2010-06-27T08:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=23951"},"modified":"2010-06-27T08:50:14","modified_gmt":"2010-06-27T08:50:14","slug":"acayip-merak-ediyorum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=23951","title":{"rendered":"Acayip merak ediyorum"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ahmet Hakan<\/p><\/div>\n

Talihli olmas\u0131yla me\u015fhur Ba\u015fbakan Tayyip Erdo\u011fan, son g\u00fcnlerde siyasi hayat\u0131n\u0131n en talihsiz, en \u015fanss\u0131z, en derbeder g\u00fcnlerini ge\u00e7iriyor ya..<\/p>\n

Acayip merak ediyorum:<\/p>\n

E\u011fer Ba\u015fbakan Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n talihi d\u00f6nmez ve durum b\u00f6yle devam ederse…<\/p>\n

\u201cAK Parti gemisi\u201dni ilk kimler terk eder acaba?<\/p>\n

Elimde de\u011fil, merak ediyorum: <\/strong><\/p>\n

-Emre Ak\u00f6z\u2019\u00fc merak ediyorum mesela… \u015e\u00f6yle \u201cisli viskisi\u201dnden bir f\u0131rt al\u0131p, \u201cBen bunlar\u0131 adam etmek i\u00e7in \u00e7ok u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131m ama olmad\u0131, ba\u015faramad\u0131m\u201d falan diyerek hafiften uzamaya ba\u015flar m\u0131 dersiniz?<\/p>\n

-28 \u015eubat\u2019ta DSP\u2019den milletvekili olmaya kalk\u0131\u015fan yaman gazeteci arkada\u015f, hava d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde \u015f\u00f6yle geni\u015f tutulmu\u015f bir manevra almaya kalkar m\u0131 acaba?<\/p>\n

-Zaman Gazetesi ve yan kurulu\u015flar\u0131, derhal tornistan edip yeniden \u201cDiyalog… Diyalog…\u201d demeye ba\u015flar m\u0131 acaba? Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019na yana\u015fmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131p, \u201cMadem Kemal Bey de Ecevit\u2019e benziyor… Neden cemaatimize sahip \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131n ki…\u201d t\u00fcr\u00fcnden hayallere kap\u0131l\u0131rlar m\u0131 acaba?<\/p>\n

-Bug\u00fcn \u00fcst perdeden at\u0131p tutan, namaz vakitlerini ka\u00e7\u0131rmamaya \u00f6zen g\u00f6steren, i\u00e7ki i\u00e7mediklerini kan\u0131tlamak i\u00e7in \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131nan, kendilerine muhafazak\u00e2r bir ge\u00e7mi\u015f yaratmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan kaypak b\u00fcrokratlardan hangileri, ilk isyan bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7eker acaba?<\/p>\n

-AK Parti\u2019den belediye meclis \u00fcyeli\u011fine falan tamah eden \u201c\u015fark\u0131c\u0131 e\u015fleri\u201d, hemen deme\u00e7ler patlat\u0131p, \u201c\u00c7ok g\u00f6rg\u00fcs\u00fczlerdi can\u0131m… Yanlar\u0131nda bir kadeh bir \u015fey bile i\u00e7emiyorduk…\u201d diye d\u00f6k\u00fclmeye ba\u015flarlar m\u0131 acaba?<\/p>\n

-Ba\u015fbakan\u2019\u0131n yak\u0131nlar\u0131na i\u015f vererek kendini g\u00fcvence alt\u0131na alan anl\u0131 \u015fanl\u0131 i\u015fadamlar\u0131, havan\u0131n d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6r\u00fcnce, Ba\u015fbakan yak\u0131nlar\u0131n\u0131n i\u015flerine son vererek kendilerini g\u00fcvence alt\u0131na almaya kalk\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar m\u0131 acaba?<\/p>\n

-M\u00fcmtazer T\u00fcrk\u00f6ne\u2019nin AK Parti\u2019den milletvekili olan e\u015fi MHP\u2019ye transfer olur ve M\u00fcmtazer Bey de Devlet Bah\u00e7eli\u2019ye \u201cKur\u015fun atan da, yiyen de bizdendir\u201d t\u00fcr\u00fcnden konu\u015fma metinleri haz\u0131rlamaya talip olur mu acaba?<\/p>\n

-Ba\u015fbakan\u2019\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fcne girmek i\u00e7in kimsenin t\u0131nmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gazeteler kuran, televizyonlar a\u00e7an i\u015fadam\u0131, \u201c\u00c7ok para kaybediyorum\u201d diyerek derhal bu l\u00fczumsuz i\u015flere son verir mi acaba?<\/p>\n

-Kerametleri sadece s\u0131rtlar\u0131n\u0131 Ba\u015fbakan\u2019a dayam\u0131\u015f olmaktan kaynaklanan anl\u0131 \u015fanl\u0131 medya grup ba\u015fkanlar\u0131, televizyon m\u00fcd\u00fcrleri falan, geminin su almaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fcklerinde \u201cKaptan\u0131n yan\u0131nda sonuna kadar direni\u015f\u201d diyerek sadakatlerini mi kan\u0131tlarlar yoksa ka\u00e7\u0131\u015f planlar\u0131 m\u0131 yaparlar?<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fbakan\u2019\u0131n me\u015fhur talihi, yeniden devreye girerse mesele yok:<\/p>\n

Devran bir s\u00fcre daha b\u00f6yle devam eder…<\/p>\n

Ama tersi olursa…<\/p>\n

\u0130\u015fte o zaman…<\/p>\n

Olas\u0131 tornistanlar\u0131n, olas\u0131 sat\u0131\u015flar\u0131n, olas\u0131 d\u00fcmen k\u0131rmalar\u0131n, olas\u0131 yav\u015famalar\u0131n, olas\u0131 yan \u00e7izmelerin, olas\u0131 arkadan b\u0131\u00e7aklamalar\u0131n bir numaral\u0131 takip\u00e7isi olaca\u011f\u0131m.<\/p>\n

Mahcup etmek i\u00e7in falan de\u011fil…<\/p>\n

S\u0131rf merak\u0131mdan…<\/p>\n

K\u00fcrt cephesi de d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor <\/strong><\/p>\n

H\u00dcK\u00dcMET haz\u0131rl\u0131ks\u0131z, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n, plans\u0131z, aciz de…<\/p>\n

K\u00fcrt cephesi \u00e7ok mu kusursuz?<\/p>\n

Ne gezer?<\/p>\n

Oradaki durum daha fena…<\/p>\n

Halk\u0131n oyuyla Meclis\u2019e gelmi\u015fler ama iradelerini bilerek, isteyerek ve daha da k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fc gururla \u0130mral\u0131\u2019n\u0131n ve da\u011fdakilerin emrine sunmu\u015flar.<\/p>\n

Soruluyor:<\/p>\n

\u201cNe istiyorsunuz?\u201d.<\/p>\n

Cevap:<\/p>\n

\u201cGe\u00e7mi\u015fte bize \u00e7ok zul\u00fcm yap\u0131ld\u0131\u201d.<\/p>\n

Soruluyor:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0130yi ama ge\u00e7mi\u015fte yap\u0131lan hatalar\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck bir k\u0131sm\u0131 d\u00fczelmedi mi? Elde silah \u015fiddet uygulaman\u0131n h\u00e2l\u00e2 bir gerek\u00e7esi var m\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n

Cevap:<\/p>\n

\u201cGe\u00e7mi\u015fte yap\u0131lanlar\u0131n ac\u0131s\u0131 h\u00e2l\u00e2 y\u00fcre\u011fimizde\u201d.<\/p>\n

Sanki ge\u00e7mi\u015fte yap\u0131lan hatalar s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcl\u00fcyor olsa…<\/p>\n

\u00c7ok daha mutlu olacaklar.<\/p>\n

B\u00f6ylece \u201cgerek\u00e7esiz\u201d kalm\u0131\u015f olman\u0131n s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekmeyecekler.<\/p>\n

Eski askerlerin T\u00fcrkiye\u2019deki durumu <\/strong><\/p>\n

ABD\u2019li efsane General Mac Arthur, ba\u015f\u0131na gelen t\u00fcrl\u00fc belalar\u0131n ard\u0131ndan yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 destans\u0131 konu\u015fmada \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n

\u201cAskeri okuldan mezun olurken bir halk \u015fark\u0131s\u0131 dinlemi\u015ftim. \u2018Eski askerler \u00f6lmezler \/ Sessizce g\u00f6zden kaybolurlar\u2019 diyordu \u015fark\u0131. Ben bu \u015fark\u0131daki gibi, bir eski asker olarak kariyerimi bitiyorum ve g\u00f6zden kayboluyorum. Allaha\u0131smarlad\u0131k\u201d.<\/p>\n

Hadi gelin General Mac Arthur\u2019un an\u0131msad\u0131\u011f\u0131 o \u015fark\u0131n\u0131n s\u00f6zlerini T\u00fcrkiye\u2019deki eski askerlerin durumuna uyarlayal\u0131m:<\/p>\n

\u201cEski askerler \u00f6lmezler \/ Sadece televizyon st\u00fcdyolar\u0131na akarlar\u201d.<\/p>\n

Al ya\u011fmala ey dizici <\/strong><\/p>\n

-\u015eIPSEVD\u0130: \u015e\u00f6yle davudi bir ses \u201cH\u00fcseyin Rahmi G\u00fcrp\u0131nar\u2019\u0131n \u00f6l\u00fcms\u00fcz eseri: \u015e\u0131psevdi\u201d diye tan\u0131t\u0131r diziyi… \u0130\u00e7inde z\u00fcppelikle alay var, daldan dala konan bir \u00e7apk\u0131n var, halk usul\u00fc g\u00fclmece var… Eh biraz da \u201csezon finali\u201dne \u015f\u00f6yle merak uyand\u0131r\u0131c\u0131 bir son sakland\u0131 m\u0131yd\u0131, gelsin reytingler.<\/p>\n

-S\u0130NEKL\u0130 BAKKAL: Bug\u00fcne uyarlan\u0131nca acayip bir k\u0131vam \u00e7\u0131kar ortaya: Muhafazak\u00e2r demokrat d\u00fcnyan\u0131n \u00e7eli\u015fkileri anlat\u0131l\u0131r… T\u00fcrbanl\u0131 cipliler ile t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 i\u015f\u00e7iler aras\u0131ndaki gerilimden s\u00f6z edilir… Mistik e\u011filimlerden falan s\u00f6z edilir… \u201cK\u0131z Tevfik\u201d rol\u00fc i\u00e7in Fatih \u00dcrek \u00e7ok iyi gider… Ama san\u0131r\u0131m b\u00f6yle bir dizi i\u00e7in Cumhuriyet Gazetesi\u2019nin bir kanal a\u00e7mas\u0131 gerekecektir.<\/p>\n

-D\u0130\u015e\u0130 \u00d6R\u00dcMCEK: Bir T\u00fcrk hariciyecisinin fettan kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n maceralar\u0131… ATV uyuma… Refik Halit Karay\u2019\u0131n \u00f6l\u00fcms\u00fcz eserinden hemen uyarla… Hem seyirci \u00e7eker, hem de d\u00f6nemin ruhuna uygun olur.<\/p>\n

-K\u00dcRK MANTOLU MADONNA: Sabahattin Ali roman\u0131… \u0130\u00e7inde a\u015fk var… \u00c7aresizlik var… \u00d6l\u00fcm var… Melodram var… S\u00fcnd\u00fcrmeye m\u00fcsait… Sezon finaline uygun bir son da var… Bence tam ya\u011fmalanacak bir eser…<\/p>\n

ahmethakan@hurriyet.com.tr<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ahmet Hakan<\/p>\n

Talihli olmas\u0131yla me\u015fhur Ba\u015fbakan Tayyip Erdo\u011fan, son g\u00fcnlerde siyasi hayat\u0131n\u0131n en talihsiz, en \u015fanss\u0131z, en derbeder g\u00fcnlerini ge\u00e7iriyor ya..<\/p>\n

Acayip merak ediyorum:<\/p>\n

E\u011fer Ba\u015fbakan Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n talihi d\u00f6nmez ve durum b\u00f6yle devam ederse…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}