{"id":20552,"date":"2010-03-17T07:42:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T05:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=20552"},"modified":"2010-03-17T07:42:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T05:42:02","slug":"roman%e2%80%99tizm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=20552","title":{"rendered":"Roman\u2019tizm…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil Roman a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 yazd\u0131<\/strong><\/p>\n

Roman\u2019tizm…<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z, bi a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m daha patlatt\u0131, \u201ck\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131y\u0131 severler, birbirini \u00f6verler<\/strong>\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

\u201cBirbirini \u00f6verler<\/strong>\u201d laf\u0131n\u0131 duyan Kibo\u015f, dayanamad\u0131 haliyle, \u201c\u00c7ok yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 adams\u0131n, \u00fcst\u00fcne tan\u0131mam anac\u0131m<\/strong>\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

Ah\u0131rkap\u0131 Orkestras\u0131\u2019n\u0131n solisti altta kal\u0131r m\u0131…<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00dc\u00fcle bi Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z var ki, hem dondurma hem kaymak<\/strong>\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

Faytoncular derne\u011fi ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n \u201cveresin tokicikleri, alas\u0131n oyucuklar\u0131<\/strong>\u201d \u015feklindeki konu\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131n ard\u0131ndan… Nik\u00e2hs\u0131z ya\u015fayan Roman vatanda\u015flar\u0131m\u0131za \u201c\u00e7alay\u0131m komparsitac\u0131klar\u0131, atas\u0131n g\u00f6becikleri<\/strong>\u201d e\u015fli\u011finde evlilik c\u00fczdan\u0131 da\u011f\u0131t\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

K\u0131rkp\u0131nar ba\u015fcazg\u0131r\u0131 Pele Mehmet\u2019in okudu\u011fu maniden sonra sahneye \u00e7\u0131kan Bal\u0131k Ayhan ise, \u201cdemokratik<\/strong>\u201d bir \u015fark\u0131yla noktay\u0131 koydu… Sen adam\u0131n \u201ckral<\/strong>\u201d\u0131s\u0131n, kas\u0131m kas\u0131m Kas\u0131m\u201cpa\u015fa<\/strong>\u201dl\u0131s\u0131n!<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

\u0130zmir Tenekeli Mahalle\u2019de \u201cAllah belac\u0131\u0131m\u0131 versin, Obama\u2019ya elli basars\u0131n, \u00e7uk severiz seni<\/strong>\u201d diye omuzlara al\u0131nan Darbukat\u00f6r Baryam, muhalif oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in davet edilmedi… Rafet El Roman\u2019\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131racaklard\u0131 ama, as\u0131l ad\u0131n\u0131n Rafet Ya\u015fdut oldu\u011fu ortaya \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca, son anda vazge\u00e7ildi… \u015eak\u015fuka Tar\u0131k ile g\u0131rnatac\u0131 H\u00fcsn\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn ilk bakanlar kurulu toplant\u0131s\u0131na kat\u0131laca\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6yleniyor… Ciguli\u2019nin de Milli G\u00fcvenlik Kurulu\u2019nda generallere hitaben konu\u015fma yapmas\u0131 bekleniyor, \u201cKudurdun mu, delirdin mi, \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131n m\u0131, yapma bana numaraaaa…<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

\u0130\u015fsizlik patlam\u0131\u015f…<\/p>\n

\u201cAbe dale dasdaleeee!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

S\u00f6zde soyk\u0131r\u0131m\u0131 tan\u0131yan tan\u0131yana…<\/p>\n

\u201cEpsi susak a\u011fazl\u0131… Veresin notac\u0131klar\u0131 \u00e7ekesin el\u00e7icikleri.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

Komutanlar i\u00e7eri t\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131…<\/p>\n

\u201cEpten ge\u00e7eyim, alengirlidir beyavv.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

AB i\u015fi ne olacak?<\/p>\n

\u201cAbe atas\u0131n bi be\u015flik… Bakay\u0131m falcaaz\u0131na.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

Demem o ki:<\/p>\n

Se\u00e7men dedi\u011fin…<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0130lle de Roman olsun \u0130ster \u00e7amurdan olsun!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

Olsun da…<\/p>\n

\u201cBu gidi\u015fin sonu nereye varacak?<\/strong>\u201d derseniz… Onu da izah ediyor Kibo\u015f:<\/p>\n

\u00a1<\/p>\n

\u201cKimbilirr buuu gidi\u015finnn d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u00fc olacaaak m\u0131\u0131\u0131\u0131… Kimbiliiiir, kimbiliiiir, kimbiliiir, kimbiiiliiirr…<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

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Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil Roman a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 yazd\u0131<\/p>\n

Roman\u2019tizm…<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z, bi a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m daha patlatt\u0131, \u201ck\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131y\u0131 severler, birbirini \u00f6verler\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

\u201cBirbirini \u00f6verler\u201d laf\u0131n\u0131 duyan Kibo\u015f, dayanamad\u0131 haliyle, \u201c\u00c7ok yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 adams\u0131n, \u00fcst\u00fcne tan\u0131mam anac\u0131m\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

Ah\u0131rkap\u0131 Orkestras\u0131\u2019n\u0131n solisti altta kal\u0131r m\u0131…<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00dc\u00fcle bi Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z var <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}