{"id":13395,"date":"2009-08-14T00:06:19","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T21:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=13395"},"modified":"2009-08-14T00:06:19","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T21:06:19","slug":"bu-vali-meger-basbakan-danismaniymis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=13395","title":{"rendered":"Bu Vali me\u011fer Ba\u015fbakan dan\u0131\u015fman\u0131ym\u0131\u015f"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_13396\" style=\"width: 65px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13396\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13396\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px;\" title=\"Safile Usul - Gazeteport\" src=\"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/safile-usul.jpg\" alt=\"Safile Usul\" width=\"55\" height=\"75\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13396\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Safile Usul<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ordu\u2019da camilerden pisuarlar\u0131 kald\u0131rtan vali neymi\u015f, nerden gelmi\u015f, b\u00f6yle bir vali nas\u0131l yeti\u015firmi\u015f, hangi ba\u011f\u0131n g\u00fcl\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f, merak ettim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ke\u015ffetmem uzun s\u00fcremedi, k\u0131sa bir aramadan sonra bu g\u00fcl\u00fcn ba\u011f\u0131n\u0131 buldum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cG\u00fcl\u201d\u00fcn ba\u011f\u0131 Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yani, T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u015eimdi bak\u0131n, 2008\u2019den bir haber bu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya al\u0131nt\u0131lad\u0131\u011f\u0131m:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cCumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Abdullah G\u00fcl valiler kararnamesini onaylad\u0131. Kararname ile 20 ilin valisi de\u011fi\u015fti\u2026\u2026Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k dan\u0131\u015fman\u0131 m\u00fclkiye ba\u015fm\u00fcfetti\u015fi Ali Kaban Ordu\u2019ya atand\u0131.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u015eimdi bir de \u015funa bak\u0131n, bu da bu vali hakk\u0131nda Vikipedi\u2019de yaz\u0131lanlar:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201c1988 y\u0131l\u0131nda Ankara \u00fcniversitesi Siyasal Bilgiler Fak\u00fcltesi Kamu Y\u00f6netimi b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc bitirdi\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.(aradaki bilgileri atl\u0131yorum, kaymakam olmu\u015f, M\u00fclkiye m\u00fcfetti\u015fli\u011fi yapm\u0131\u015f, falan filan, as\u0131l olay \u015fimdi al\u0131nt\u0131layaca\u011f\u0131mda-SU) D\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri Bakan\u0131 Abdullah G\u00fcl\u2019\u00fcn ulusal g\u00fcvenlik dan\u0131\u015fmanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k M\u00fcste\u015far\u0131 Efkan Ala\u2019n\u0131n \u00f6zel dan\u0131\u015fmanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. 2008 y\u0131l\u0131nda Ordu Valisi olarak atanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M\u00fclkiye\u2019de okumu\u015f, muhtemelen de \u201cerkekler neden pisuar kullanmamal\u0131, pisuar neden mekruh\u201d ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 bir uzmanl\u0131k tezine sahip bu vali hem Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n hem de G\u00fcl\u2019\u00fcn ortakla\u015fa olarak \u00e7ok makbul buldu\u011fu ve sevdi\u011fi bir adamm\u0131\u015f\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ki, biri alm\u0131\u015f, \u00f6teki b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f, sonra yine \u00f6teki alm\u0131\u015f, beriki b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u0131rayla bunun ilminden ve ufkundan yo\u011fun bir \u015fekilde istifade etmi\u015fler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ulusal g\u00fcvenlikten tutun da, Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k m\u00fcste\u015farl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n b\u00fct\u00fcn derinlikli i\u015flerine burnunu sokturmu\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bir dakikas\u0131n\u0131 bile bo\u015fa harcamam\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M\u00fclkiye mektebinden b\u00f6yle tiplerin de mezun oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015f olmam bir yana bu vesileyle, adam hakikaten \u00e7ok tutulan bir adamm\u0131\u015f Erdo\u011fan ve G\u00fcl taraf\u0131ndan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bir de nerden mi anlad\u0131m?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00f6yleyeyim hemen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bu vali ge\u00e7en sene K\u00fclt\u00fcr Bakan\u0131 Ertu\u011frul G\u00fcnay\u2019\u0131 k\u0131zd\u0131ran vali.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hani, G\u00fcnay Ordu\u2019ya gitmi\u015fti de, vali onu kar\u015f\u0131lamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 da, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc o anda Ordu\u2019da de\u011fildi de, G\u00fcnay da k\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ya, \u201cBen bakan\u0131m, beni nas\u0131l kar\u015f\u0131lamaz\u201d diye.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u015eimdi anlad\u0131m ki, bu vali de\u011fil G\u00fcnay\u2019\u0131n, Erdo\u011fan ve G\u00fcl d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda herkesin \u00fcst\u00fcnde bir adam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Erdo\u011fan\u2019dan ve G\u00fcl\u2019den efsunlu, nazl\u0131, has bah\u00e7e evlad\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">G\u00fcnay\u2019\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131lamaya gidecek bir adam de\u011fil yani.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Arkas\u0131nda kap\u0131 gibi bir Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131 ve Abdullah G\u00fcl\u2019\u00fc var.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mmmmm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">G\u00fcl modern d\u00fcnyada kabul g\u00f6rmeyi \u00e7ok seviyor ama g\u00f6nl\u00fcndeki aslanlar Ordu\u2019nun valisi gibi adamlarla dolu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c7ok be\u011fenmi\u015f ki, kendine as dan\u0131\u015fman yapm\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pek bir ilimli ve irfanl\u0131 bulmu\u015f onu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tabii, tabii\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bak\u0131n adam\u0131n, yani Ordu \u015eehri Valisi\u2019nin ilimine irfan\u0131na:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ordu M\u00fcft\u00fc Vekili Veysel \u00c7ak\u0131 18 il\u00e7e m\u00fcft\u00fcl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne yaz\u0131 g\u00f6ndermi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cSay\u0131n Valimizin talebi oldu. Temizli\u011fe uygun olmayan, dinen de uygun g\u00f6r\u00fclmeyen pisuarlar\u0131n kald\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131 sa\u011flanacak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Efsunlu vali de, \u201cPisuarlar itikad\u0131m\u0131za ters\u201d demi\u015f ard\u0131ndan yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir a\u00e7\u0131klamada.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u015eimdi s\u00f6yleyin, siz b\u00f6yle bir adam\u0131 ulusal g\u00fcvenlik dan\u0131\u015fman\u0131 yapmaz m\u0131yd\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yapard\u0131n\u0131z..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Di mi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k\u2019ta \u00f6zel dan\u0131\u015fman yapmaz m\u0131yd\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yapard\u0131n\u0131z\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Di mi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Erdo\u011fan ile G\u00fcl de yapm\u0131\u015f i\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Zaten Erdo\u011fan ile G\u00fcl\u2019\u00fc bedavadan, bir de pisuarlar konusunda ayd\u0131nlatm\u0131\u015f ve evlerine en alaturkas\u0131ndan iki\u015fer ta\u015f da koydurmu\u015ftur\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ki, bu hizmetinin kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bir de Ordu Valisi olacak irfan\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 tamamen ispatlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ordu\u2019ya \u015fan olsun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kutlu olsun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Helal olsun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yak\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yorsan\u0131z da\u2026..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Allah daim etsin!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\">Safile Usul &#8211; Gazeteport<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\">Yazara Ula\u015fmak \u0130\u00e7in : safile.usul@gazeteport.com<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p id=\"caption-attachment-13396\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Safile Usul<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ordu\u2019da camilerden pisuarlar\u0131 kald\u0131rtan vali neymi\u015f, nerden gelmi\u015f, b\u00f6yle bir vali nas\u0131l yeti\u015firmi\u015f, hangi ba\u011f\u0131n g\u00fcl\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f, merak ettim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ke\u015ffetmem uzun s\u00fcremedi, k\u0131sa bir aramadan sonra bu g\u00fcl\u00fcn ba\u011f\u0131n\u0131 buldum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cG\u00fcl\u201d\u00fcn ba\u011f\u0131 Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yani, T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u015eimdi bak\u0131n, 2008\u2019den bir haber <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}