{"id":1272,"date":"2008-05-03T20:43:18","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T17:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2008-05-03T20:43:18","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T17:43:18","slug":"sapik-doktor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/?p=1272","title":{"rendered":"Sap\u0131k Doktor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Psikolog kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaki sinir hastas\u0131 bir genci teste tabi tutmaktad\u0131r.Ka\u011f\u0131t \u00fcst\u00fcne bir dikd\u00f6rtgen \u00e7izip :-Bu size neyi hat\u0131rlat\u0131yor? diye sorar.<\/p>\n<p>Hasta :<\/p>\n<p>-\u0130\u00e7inde kad\u0131n bulunan bir yata\u011f\u0131, diye cevap verir.Arkas\u0131ndan psikolog ka\u011f\u0131da b\u00fcy\u00fck\u00e7e bir kare \u00e7izer.Hasta, bu kez :<\/p>\n<p>-\u0130\u00e7i kad\u0131n dolu bir oda, der.<\/p>\n<p>Derken, \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck bir dikd\u00f6rtgen \u00e7izdi\u011finde, hasta bu sefer de :<\/p>\n<p>-Bu da i\u00e7i kad\u0131n dolu bir ev, deyince, psikolog dayanamaz :<\/p>\n<p>-Tamam beyefendi, der.Siz bir kad\u0131n budalas\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>Ama psikolog daha laf\u0131n\u0131 bitirmeden, hasta ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r :<\/p>\n<p>-Ne, ben mi?Asl\u0131nda sen kad\u0131n budalas\u0131s\u0131n be! Sabahtah beri bana terbiyesiz resimler \u00e7iziyorsun&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psikolog kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaki sinir hastas\u0131 bir genci teste tabi tutmaktad\u0131r.Ka\u011f\u0131t \u00fcst\u00fcne bir dikd\u00f6rtgen \u00e7izip :-Bu size neyi hat\u0131rlat\u0131yor? diye sorar.<\/p>\n<p>Hasta :<\/p>\n<p>-\u0130\u00e7inde kad\u0131n bulunan bir yata\u011f\u0131, diye cevap verir.Arkas\u0131ndan psikolog ka\u011f\u0131da b\u00fcy\u00fck\u00e7e bir kare \u00e7izer.Hasta, bu kez :<\/p>\n<p>-\u0130\u00e7i kad\u0131n dolu bir oda, der.<\/p>\n<p>Derken, \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck bir dikd\u00f6rtgen \u00e7izdi\u011finde, hasta bu sefer de :<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gundem","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.korhanyilmaz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}